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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 10, 2013, 07:39:06 pm »
IIRC Titans are mostly direct line-of-fire machines.
They have inter-continental anti-Titan missiles that annihilate matter...

The doctor would die.
DR EMPRAGONAPUS

Although THE Doctor would be cool too. Inquisitors VS The Doctor would be awesome. How the inquisitors would react to such a helpful immortal Xenos would be wonderful to see.

It would be ugly. The laughing god, Necron time travel and a xenos who has crested, destroyed, and recreated universes who isn't even from the one your in? Worse then that, he's nice. If you thought exterminatus was bad, you have no fucking idea. They'd be redirecting hive fleets at his companions. Primarch's would be coming back. Tzeentch would get his shit together. The hive mind would focus on locating him. I don't even want to know what the Black Library would pull as safeguards. The dark eldar would go batshit for a body and mind that regenerates differently every time without warp energies. Hell, if aliens in Doctor Who would raze earth for a scrap of DNA, Fabius Bile-.
As far as I can tell, the Doctor is aguy with a time machine who you have to kill 13 times for him to stay dead. Not much of a challenge.

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Aviran, are you absolutely sure you want to be Overgod? You'll be incapacitated most of the time.
Look, he'll essentially function as a benevolent overseer. I don't want an immortal stranger meddling in my business, and he doesn't want to suffer another Titanomanchy. Win/win.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT DRAGON'S CAVE
« on: February 10, 2013, 07:16:21 pm »
AM THE HORDE
DEVOUR THIS WORLD IN DIABEETUS

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He was unwilling to leave his child. So the cold god would be the one drawn into the void left by Mutare? This was troubling.
He coiled around his unborn child and slept. And dreamt of a palace of ice, rising impossibly far into the sky. He slithered within, seeking heat, and found it.
The other gods would be here soon. He would not.
Az-Sho dreamwalks to Aviran's conference.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« on: February 10, 2013, 07:09:41 pm »
Respawn as digital Grillodon
Delete sys32 on all the Daleks

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In other words, having Aviran as an Overgod is ... better than Mutare. Less threat.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Random Gun Deathmatch 8/8 Players Turn 3
« on: February 10, 2013, 06:38:21 pm »
Go get the mountable heavy rifle. Check bag.

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To: Vanida

Yeanope.avi

-Az-Sho

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"Change rocks this world..."
The Overgod, the creator of this plane, had been slain. A measure of his power flooded into Az-Sho, and he knew that his children - his unborn child - were safe from further meddling.
His position must be secured, however. Those who had slain or been even close to the Overgod in his moment of death had profited far more than him.
He had seen the way of the world; he had crawled beneath it too long to not see what was obvious.

With their newfound power, they would come for him. Come for his children. They would have to be protected. Perhaps sequestered in the bowels of the earth, where none but he could go, until the storm had passed. But first he must deal with one who would corrupt his children.


Wherever Vanida was - in a city recieving worship, wandering the plains encouraging lust to spread, or traveling to the lair of another god - the earth rumbled. When she paused, looking around for the cause, the earth exploded upward. Before her was a towering serpent. It's red scales large as whipdrakes, harder than diamonds, a maw vaster than a city, with teeth stretching several manlengths, sharp and cruel and cutting. And it had eyes, eyes of fire, eyes that roared and raged with a terrible hate, holding all the flames of the world in their depths. It cast that terrible gaze upon her, and spoke.

You would dare.
YOU WOULD DARE!


The roaring wind that buffeted Vanida was hot enough to dry an ocean to dust.

You would dare appear to my children so. You would dare speak to them of fire. Of knowing the flames that are my domain. You would DARE corrupt my children, turn them into mindless slaves to urges they left behind long ago! You would attack my children, Vanida. Goddess of Birth. Goddess of Sex. Goddess of Lust. You would dare to turn my children from me, Vanida, goddess of filth?

The serpent leaned close enough to touch Vanida's face with it's snout. The heat boiling off of the serpent set the ground and air aflame.

An attack on my children is an attack on myself, Vanida. I do not tolerate attacks on myself. PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!

And the Serpent reared up, and breathed fire onto the form of the goddess. The flames that came out of Az-Sho's gullet were hot enough to melt the world, but they did not - instead, they went through her, into her followers.

Fire Act: Az-Sho incinerates Vanida's current manifestation, and casts the fire through her to turn every one of her followers into ash.

With a rumble of earth, the Serpent was gone. As he passed under Riat, his fire burned away the substance and memory of Vandia's false flames. His voice rumbled up in his passing, telling the Children of his Egg.

Act: Az-Sho nullifies the effects of Vanida's fires and erases the memory from his Children.
He also commands his followers to not attack any rival religions (excepting the Sisters) unless they offer hostilities first.


Sated, the Serpent Beneath the World returned to his mountain home and curled around his unborn child.
He could see movement within.

Oh, and Az-Sho decrees that the Soultaken are to be renamed Dragonborn, and domesticated and put to either forgery or combat training, depending on the Dragonborn.
Aure will be memorialized with a heroic statue and the equivalent of Sainthood.
The Children will attempt to further relations with the dwarves, trading technologies with them and converting more dwarves -in a friendly manner.

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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:46:23 pm »
To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.
Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.
Except PURE ENERGY is basically no more powerful than PURE MATTER in the WH40k verse; they're all equally capable of dying in horrific ways :P
Yep. He seems to have the ability to show up unexpectedly. Such as behind you.

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This is getting meta.

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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:42:23 pm »
To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.
Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.

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Killing me means that you wont get anymore power except through eating everyone else or consuming the souls of mortals. B-B-B-B-BRING IT BITCH.
Don't care; Ancient.

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Eeh...
Don't mess with mah 9th continent. I'm just making a base there. Besides, kids. And the fact that if you turn it into a living thing, it will probably try to kill the parasites (dwarves and my kids) on it. Why not give the Overgod cancer?

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He is gonna do it anyways..... Might as  well discourage sinking of specific areas....
No, because if he sinks it he will earn the hate of everybody in the game. We will ally against him and destroy him.

Also: Udil, wanna trade techs and all that? Allies?

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