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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Random.org Picks Favorites!
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:59:08 pm »
I may have changed my new sheet a little.
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:55:30 pm »No demon servants, final destination, no items. Come on, it's just not competitive if you have to deal with all that other stuff.Yeah, but I don't like being banned.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Sedentary
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:53:45 pm »
Hmm...
Dig up hoe from my farm and make it into a pick.
Dig up hoe from my farm and make it into a pick.
Get mining pick. Mine steel, plutonium, and uranium.
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:39:41 pm »I'm pretty sure Slaneesh would win. You know, considering he/she's a freaking GOD of excess and rape and squicky things.
I just realized what I was doing.
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:35:07 pm »Slaneesh and the Thing have a raping contest.No, that's what Slaneesh does. Khorne also sits in a war room with various other war themed villains, and Nurgle? He has a small greenhouse.I can just imagine the Thing chasing everyone around yelling, 'THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN'.I just can't help but feel all the best villains are sitting around in some evil Fortress chillin' whenever they die off screen or if no one makes sure they're dead. Jeffrey and Murphy are rolling around in biscuits and can't stop arguing. The Joker, Agent Smith and Hannibal Lecter keep making everyone depressed and nihilistic with their optimistic outlooks on life. Pale man and Freddy Krueger run the department of nightmare fuel and PR, spreading joy to children across the world like really traumatizing Santa Claus. The generic villains and Zoidberg obey Dr. Evil and can't quite seem to decide what the fuck are Twilight Vampires.Hannibal Lecter vs the Thing.I can imagine him and Jef getting along quite nicely.
Half way through assimilation the Thing breaks down, starts crying and wondering who the real monster is. Then Hannibal finishes assimilating the Thing.
"I provide him with all the food he wants, and he sees that my ... needs ... go attended to. *tht-t-t-t-tttttt*"
In one particular room Ozymandias plays chess against Tzeentch. The pawns kill themselves. Off in the tea room Skeletor announces HE HAS THE POWER to finally quit performance enhancing artifacts. The White Witch (SLAYAH OF ASLAN) and the other "Good" White Witch (obvious evil spy witch is evil) lead the department of freeze the heretic.
AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
...
NOTGOINGTHERE
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 06:30:24 pm »I can just imagine the Thing chasing everyone around yelling, 'THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN'.I just can't help but feel all the best villains are sitting around in some evil Fortress chillin' whenever they die off screen or if no one makes sure they're dead. Jeffrey and Murphy are rolling around in biscuits and can't stop arguing. The Joker, Agent Smith and Hannibal Lecter keep making everyone depressed and nihilistic with their optimistic outlooks on life. Pale man and Freddy Krueger run the department of nightmare fuel and PR, spreading joy to children across the world like really traumatizing Santa Claus. The generic villains and Zoidberg obey Dr. Evil and can't quite seem to decide what the fuck are Twilight Vampires.Hannibal Lecter vs the Thing.I can imagine him and Jef getting along quite nicely.
Half way through assimilation the Thing breaks down, starts crying and wondering who the real monster is. Then Hannibal finishes assimilating the Thing.
"I provide him with all the food he wants, and he sees that my ... needs ... go attended to. *tht-t-t-t-tttttt*"
In one particular room Ozymandias plays chess against Tzeentch. The pawns kill themselves. Off in the tea room Skeletor announces HE HAS THE POWER to finally quit performance enhancing artifacts. The White Witch (SLAYAH OF ASLAN) and the other "Good" White Witch (obvious evil spy witch is evil) lead the department of freeze the heretic.
AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Sedentary
« on: February 09, 2013, 05:39:37 pm »
Get mining pick. Mine steel, plutonium, and uranium.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 05:36:55 pm »
It appears Zanzetkuken and the Canadians are engaging in a boast-off. Perhaps a rap battle is in order?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread) (Dermonster-First and Five Thousandth)
« on: February 09, 2013, 05:30:11 pm »
WILFORD BRIMLEY ACCIDENTALLY DIABEETUS OATMEAL TO EAT INSULIN
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DF General Discussion / Re: Nearly Flat World Gen
« on: February 09, 2013, 05:22:17 pm »The files are legitimate, so, if this person is a spambot, he is quite useless.They're evolving towards sentience.
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 05:09:24 pm »The Old Spice Morgan Cunningham Attenborough Guy.I have an idea for a crossover no one's considered: A universe where everything is narrated by a joint cast of David Attenborough and Morgan Freeman.Also Logan Cunningham, of Bastion fame.
Cross that over to any universe, instant success.
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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: February 09, 2013, 04:59:12 pm »
Would Cthulhu count as a magic user?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« on: February 09, 2013, 04:37:00 pm »
BEETUS HAPPY
HAPPIFY EVERYONE
HAPPIFY EVERYONE
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« on: February 09, 2013, 04:34:22 pm »
Finish him!
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: February 09, 2013, 12:03:34 pm »
All the villains: MATT WARD! GO!