May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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...wow. Placing a war giant in the middle of a dwarven camp was much more entertaining than i thought it would be!I will get you back for that.
Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Hannibal Lecter vs the Thing.I can imagine him and Jef getting along quite nicely.
Half way through assimilation the Thing breaks down, starts crying and wondering who the real monster is. Then Hannibal finishes assimilating the Thing.
I find myself in need of killing people.So, I've been thinking about starting an arena rtd. With a catch obviously. Much like the loot rtd hosted by wwolin, it will have random loot. Unlike that rtd, all of the loot will be guns. It's usually difficult enough to tell what the guns the generator makes will do until you shoot them at higher loot levels anyway. I made a big series of charts for something like it in tabletop form, but it's adaptable to this format anyway. It does make a lot of mostly generic guns, but that makes sense anyway. So, would anyone like to play this?Sounds like Borderlands
I'd play it.
Or, ya know, consecrate me as a saint or a demigod...That's what comes of having a statue.
I'll be sure to build a statue or something.Oh! Oh! That was me. Sorry guys; I'll try to rein in my high priest (though that city state is mine). Sorry for killing you, Micelius. You will be forever remembered.
Dead? Dead?! Nonsense. An Emberguard serves the Great Serpent till the last flame of the world is extinguished!
Still, it was a good enough run and now I get a chance of playing a younger god, if any spots open up.
Sig'd.WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF PURPLENo, vote for blue. Blue is the BETTER parent of purple!... no purple. So, uh. Abstaining. Purple is best color, and in its absence I refuse to vote for inferior hues.Vote for red then. Red is the parent of purple.
I shaved my facial hair. I'm not sure if I look either more or less douchey:Less.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wonder why...I blanketed the world in darkness and twilight....What did you do to not get worshiped?no ideas?
Then they forfeited all worship of me...
