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Messages - Xantalos

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 01, 2013, 09:57:32 pm »
Oh dear. I've been sucked into it again.

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Q-If God created the world 6,000 years ago or so, why are stars millions of light years away?

A-Brendon, what a question! Yes, we know from the dates God gives us in the Bible that He did create the whole universe about 6,000 years ago. When we hear the term light-year, we need to realize it is not a measure of time but a measure of distance, telling us how far away something is. Distant stars and galaxies might be millions of light-years away, but that doesn’t mean that it took millions of years for the light to get here, it just means it is really far away!

I-Wha-? I don't even... My desk isn't capable of withstanding faceslamming of that magnitude!
You require more mayo.

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Hate to ask this, but what's Halo?
*facepalm* This had better not be a serious question. >:(
Serious. Never heard of it.

Also: Swedish Chef cannot Warhammer.
Master Chief? Cortana? Covenant? UNSC? Forerunners? Spartan armor? Ringing any bells?
Nope.

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Hate to ask this, but what's Halo?
*facepalm* This had better not be a serious question. >:(
Serious. Never heard of it.

Also: Swedish Chef cannot Warhammer.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge The Thought Police
« on: February 01, 2013, 09:19:02 pm »
Infiltrator.

31822
Hate to ask this, but what's Halo?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 01, 2013, 08:58:33 pm »
My god. Women were Reptilians all along. Call David Icke, he'll know what to do.
Dear god this is nearly as bad as that one time I formulated a conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift was really a transgendered black man who the shadow agencies behind TGE world made up of British French African conmen Templars from assassin's creed are looking for so they can get advanced tech from TGE aliens in exchange for Taylor Swift.
So Taylor Swift is Michael Jackson?

That makes... way, way too much sense.
And to think I extrapolated all that from one quote from Maya Angelou.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 01, 2013, 08:28:30 pm »
My god. Women were Reptilians all along. Call David Icke, he'll know what to do.
Dear god this is nearly as bad as that one time I formulated a conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift was really a transgendered black man who the shadow agencies behind TGE world made up of British French African conmen Templars from assassin's creed are looking for so they can get advanced tech from TGE aliens in exchange for Taylor Swift.

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Other Games / Re: Surgeon Simulator 2013
« on: February 01, 2013, 08:09:25 pm »
Saw Jefmajor do this. Dohoho.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Darkness Below
« on: February 01, 2013, 07:57:08 pm »
Glance around for a shield. Then proceed down into the depths.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge The Thought Police
« on: February 01, 2013, 07:51:45 pm »
Ooh! In.

Eeh...

EEEH...

OUTER PARTY MEMBER GO

31828
Wow words.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Dawn of a New Age (Turn 7 is up)
« on: February 01, 2013, 06:49:35 pm »
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Don't worry, I have something planned.  Also, If I was using literal distance on that map, it would probably be more like 100-200 turns...
I am experiencing simultaneous relief and dread. It's nice.

What if I told you that it would be a <> event?
Same. Relief that I don't have to do nothing for 37 turns, dread that I might die.
It's not going to be 37 turns.  When it happens depends upon another player's actions.
Ah well. All I can do for now is wait.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Dawn of a New Age (Turn 7 is up)
« on: February 01, 2013, 06:46:09 pm »
Don't worry, I have something planned.  Also, If I was using literal distance on that map, it would probably be more like 100-200 turns...
I am experiencing simultaneous relief and dread. It's nice.

What if I told you that it would be a <> event?
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Same. Relief that I don't have to do nothing for 37 turns, dread that I might die.

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