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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: January 30, 2013, 02:47:55 am »
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This gun? It's for you.

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So that when you leave a librarian crawling around the floor trying to gather up bits of exposed brain, you enjoy it.
Or you accidentally shoot a guy in the face and make Samuel L Jackson clean it up. Looking at you, John Travolta.

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I resent that! The creation of the Children was entirely independent of GWG's unintentional curses.
They turned to you because they hated him! And they are still abominations! I still see no reason to not just sink the continent into the earth's crust and call it Hell.
No, they turned to me because they had an affinity to fire and were attracted by my call. Honestly man, you should be able to differentiate between your kids.

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I envy squiddles, they are the only ones that weren't fucked... err... I mean harmed by the gods
The squiddles have been a bit neglected...I might as well fix that.
NO. NO. NO. NO. No one touches the Squiddles but me! Look what happened the last time another god messed with the Squiddles? An abomination! At least spare me one race of my children (further) molestation.
I promise to only help them.
Your helping of the dwarves resulted in the creation of no less than 3 races of abominations. You coming into contact with the squiddles would be like handing a loaded desert eagle to a newborn baby with murderous tendencies; ending well for no one.
What "abominations" did it lead to?
...Bear in mind that this is IC-thought. OOC, I'm wondering which three you're attributing to me.
Well, the dwarves who hated you turned Az-sho and became either flaming dwarves, ashen dwarves, or a combination of the 2. Then you created the soultaken. All 3 races are horrid abominations, and their creation was set in motion by you. DON'T TOUCH THE SQUIDDLES.
I resent that! The creation of the Children was entirely independent of GWG's unintentional curses.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« on: January 29, 2013, 11:30:07 pm »
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is a writing like a raven desk?

Why is a desk like a raven writing?

Why is a revan like a wridesking t?

Why a tis DIE ilke a  wesk diting?

Whyisaravenlikeawritingdesk?

Why is a raven like a writing desk? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!

31927
Question: why is it that Thaneos gets 2 acts per turn from his cult when I get one? Is his cult bigger or something?

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Fuse myself with the universe, gaining omnipotence.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 29, 2013, 09:48:02 pm »
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.
Don't make me bring up the story of the baby eaters.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 29, 2013, 09:45:21 pm »
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.

I'm from The future!!
In 6 months ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW LXIV: Loyalty will end when Xantalos creates time shenanigans for the 64th time!
I can see myself doing that.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 29, 2013, 09:38:47 pm »
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 29, 2013, 08:59:07 pm »
Girl at work had me wrote up for "threatening" her while I was attempting to make a joke. She later said (in the meetings with management) she felt threatened  because of my "sniper eyes."
Sniper ... wha? She does know you didn't steal Simo Häyhä's eyes, right?

Oppi harmoniaa vokaalin >:(
My sorrys. I didn't really want to bother looking up the correct spelling.

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Out of curiosity...why is my character considered the Great Evil Demon Guy?
You created dinosaurs that killed many dwarves, only rarely gave protection from them, and transformed some dwarves into (what they percieve as) demons.
It was all borne of good intentions!
...
Okay, that explains the dwarves. What about the rest of them? Specifically, the guy who assumes I made the Giant of War (IC, I assume)
Aure knows nothing about an overgod and Neyravah is the only one that Aure believes to be a motive.

e: I haz ideaz. Guess who's gonna go and preach about the evils of the untamed wilderness and it patron, resulting in a devil figure in not one, but TWO cultures?
Ehehehe.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 29, 2013, 08:47:39 pm »
Girl at work had me wrote up for "threatening" her while I was attempting to make a joke. She later said (in the meetings with management) she felt threatened  because of my "sniper eyes."
Sniper ... wha? She does know you didn't steal Simö Hayha's eyes, right?

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Out of curiosity...why is my character considered the Great Evil Demon Guy?
You created dinosaurs that killed many dwarves, only rarely gave protection from them, and transformed some dwarves into (what they percieve as) demons.
It was all borne of good intentions!
...
Okay, that explains the dwarves. What about the rest of them? Specifically, the guy who assumes I made the Giant of War (IC, I assume).
I don't think he hates you, he hates our jackass Overgod (no offense, Jbg).

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