31981
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pantheon: A Game inspired by Godhood OOC and Application Thread
« on: January 28, 2013, 03:02:32 pm »
Very bold of you, Ardas. Though I have the feeling that the update's not done yet...
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31982
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Anti-Something Edition
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:53:54 pm »Wait, I've been eating them the Belgian way?I disagree on that NOOOOOO, Darvi.
NOOOOOOO!
It's also the Swedish way.
31983
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:38:52 pm »
Conveniently be at the time he jumps to
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
31984
Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players) - Dr. Rex shot first
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:33:36 pm »
Ooze down the offending bird's throat and assimilate it, then fly away on my 15 wings.
31985
Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 17 - It Was A Good Dream
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:21:10 pm »
Feckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeck
Gronok ran. He ran like he never ran before - except for hat one time he was being chased by bandits, of course. He had to get out of here alive, and he knew just the way to do it. However, he'd need to get those guards off his tail first ... Aha! Mo'kar truly did plan for all situations.
"Azikim! Other guys! Split up and run!"
That said, he runs toward that holy door the third priest used, shouting disconcerting truths at the crowd in an effort to slow them down.
"You're all likely to die before the age of 40! 25% of you will develop leprosy! Did you know that there's a unique type of toad that lives in these very temples - very poisonous, only attacks crowds? The only way to avoid it is to stay completely still! Did you know that being chaste actually increases your risk of violent genetalia explosion by as much as 80%? Any sudden movement will set it off! Did you know that simply by not being there, your house is in extreme danger of burning down? Real purity that is associated with giving your possessions away actually has to do with never having any had any possessions at all! Better get to work on that time travel! Praying won't help you either - the only way to cleanse yourself of mortality is to ascend to your gof's side or kill yourself! Have you read 'An Uncomfortable Fact' by Ali Gare? It details how people are stinking up the heavens with their people emissions and if we don't stop soon, God's fist will kill us all! Au revior, hasta luego, adjö, وداعا, and ta-ta!"
Gronok ran. He ran like he never ran before - except for hat one time he was being chased by bandits, of course. He had to get out of here alive, and he knew just the way to do it. However, he'd need to get those guards off his tail first ... Aha! Mo'kar truly did plan for all situations.
"Azikim! Other guys! Split up and run!"
That said, he runs toward that holy door the third priest used, shouting disconcerting truths at the crowd in an effort to slow them down.
"You're all likely to die before the age of 40! 25% of you will develop leprosy! Did you know that there's a unique type of toad that lives in these very temples - very poisonous, only attacks crowds? The only way to avoid it is to stay completely still! Did you know that being chaste actually increases your risk of violent genetalia explosion by as much as 80%? Any sudden movement will set it off! Did you know that simply by not being there, your house is in extreme danger of burning down? Real purity that is associated with giving your possessions away actually has to do with never having any had any possessions at all! Better get to work on that time travel! Praying won't help you either - the only way to cleanse yourself of mortality is to ascend to your gof's side or kill yourself! Have you read 'An Uncomfortable Fact' by Ali Gare? It details how people are stinking up the heavens with their people emissions and if we don't stop soon, God's fist will kill us all! Au revior, hasta luego, adjö, وداعا, and ta-ta!"
31986
DF General Discussion / Re: Exactly how good can conversations get?
« on: January 28, 2013, 04:04:52 am »
I just assume that all the NPCs hate your guts and want you to get out of their face ASAP, so they're just pulling names out of a hat.
"Yes, yes, there's a dragon ... uh ... 9000 miles ... thataway. Right over there! So, better get going, son? That dragon won't slay itself!
*adventurer leaves*
Is he gone?
Yep.
Thank Armok.
"Yes, yes, there's a dragon ... uh ... 9000 miles ... thataway. Right over there! So, better get going, son? That dragon won't slay itself!
*adventurer leaves*
Is he gone?
Yep.
Thank Armok.
31987
Roll To Dodge / Re: Guardian of the Chosen: A Interactive Fiction RTD
« on: January 28, 2013, 03:31:04 am »Reseved, working on sheet.It would probably be a good idea for you to do a boy sheet; otherwise the girl will be stuck with my inevitable (slight) psychopath.
31988
Roll To Dodge / Re: Legion 2240 A.D. - Never Google "Fourth Degree Burns"
« on: January 28, 2013, 03:01:45 am »My bets are onFirst I have to figure out what's going on. I really should actually be reading the thread, shouldn't I?
A) we rescue you from captivity inside the sled
Or
B) you gotta wait
EDIT: Well, that escalated quickly. Allow me to be the smartass of the group, once I'm introduced.
31989
Roll To Dodge / Re: Guardian of the Chosen: A Interactive Fiction RTD
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:54:54 am »
I will try to put up a High School Boy sheet, only I'm confused: are the detective, high school boy and girl all the alive guardians or are they all dead?
31990
Roll To Dodge / Re: Legion 2240 A.D. - Never Google "Fourth Degree Burns"
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:51:01 am »
Huzzah! Now, who am I again? I just watched Christoph Waltz method acting; I need to get in character.
EDIT: And 'Cocky Intelligent Bastard Dude' is a go!
Do I just enter or do I get introduced by the GM?
EDIT: And 'Cocky Intelligent Bastard Dude' is a go!
Do I just enter or do I get introduced by the GM?
31991
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Mage!
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:48:09 am »Yup.+fish+1+1The Great Wizard Ensert Neme
Master of Nature
Owner of the Book of Soneret the Mad
and
Collector of Rare Artifacts
Ensert Neme is the best inserted name ever, so +1.
Also yay, Adwarf suggestion games!
31992
General Discussion / Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:46:26 am »
I feel the extreme temptation to post like that all the time. Even in forum games. Soooo tempting...
But I won't. Also, just saw Django Unchained. I LOVE classy protagonists.
But I won't. Also, just saw Django Unchained. I LOVE classy protagonists.
31993
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Anti-Something Edition
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:59:25 pm »Crush tomato in (wo)man fist. Add sugar to paste. Done.I recommend smashing, boiling, and thickening tomatos for your ketchup, and wasabi for the mustard.But I need Heinz! Heinz is the only true ketchup! And wasabi... eh. It took me a long enough time to get used to mustard.
Wasabi is made from mustard seeds!
31994
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:52:26 pm »
*sigh*
Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.
Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.
31995
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Homestuck RPG 2 OOC.
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:50:15 pm »
I know I'll regret my involvement in this.