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Almost every dwarf. Almost.Bros and Brohams, I think they're MY kids.And they'll be my kids, too, in a way.
I shaped every dwarf on the face of the globe! Granted, no quite the way I had in mind...
Bros and Brohams, I think they're MY kids.MY KIDS
I've been in like five in the last month.What even happened?
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to incur deletions!
While I privately hope not (MY KIDS! MIIIINE), it's up to Ghaz.Did any of the children decide to accept my gift? Like your, it was on an entirely voluntary basis.No messing with the Children. Other than that, I got no opinion.How does Udil feel about Neyravah's latest (and probably last) attempt at giving gifts to the dwarves?Huh. Udil, Giantslayer. That'll piss off Thaneos.Just telling you in advance, "seeing" other dwarves turned into fire monsters might make Udil doubt in your good cause.
Also, any suggestions on the next people to "help"?
Udil better not cross the oceans.Aren't you the god of cold, though? What vendetta do you have against him? Or anyone but Thaneos, for that matter?
No messing with the Children. Other than that, I got no opinion.How does Udil feel about Neyravah's latest (and probably last) attempt at giving gifts to the dwarves?Huh. Udil, Giantslayer. That'll piss off Thaneos.Just telling you in advance, "seeing" other dwarves turned into fire monsters might make Udil doubt in your good cause.
Also, any suggestions on the next people to "help"?
All right; shouldn't be too much trouble to help Udil.I have a literal mountain of justifications on my side, the foremost of which being that they did so willingly. I'll be fine.Huh. Udil, Giantslayer. That'll piss off Thaneos.
Just telling you in advance, "seeing" other dwarves turned into fire monsters might make Udil doubt in your good cause.
BTW, passing the baton to you. If you want ot interact iwth Udi or act furter, do so. I came because of your call after all. Just assume that Udil called out to you when he arrived at the volcano if you want to interact.
Bump for fun and profit, just in case somebody missed the turn.Gronok WordFlooder reporting for duty!
I have a literal mountain of justifications on my side, the foremost of which being that they did so willingly. I'll be fine.Huh. Udil, Giantslayer. That'll piss off Thaneos.
Just telling you in advance, "seeing" other dwarves turned into fire monsters might make Udil doubt in your good cause.
That actually makes sense.What was your head canon for the Art of Minimalism?
It's a program for re-educating horrible criminals by having them participate in games, refining the system and introducing new limitations each time to try to create as constructive and engaging an experience as possible in the interests of making them productive members of society. Sadly, the criminals' imagination naturally tends toward destruction and violence, so this is an uphill battle at best and a Sisyphean task at worst for the administrator. It just came into my head one day and suddenly, all of it made sense.
