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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 55: PIERCE THE HEAVENS!)
« on: January 26, 2013, 04:55:49 pm »
I'm calling it right here. Bob Marley subdues the giant with the power of music.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Anti-Something Edition
« on: January 26, 2013, 03:58:48 am »Regarding the comparison to other websites: I imagine early human tribes viewed themselves much the same way. They were the real people, the ones who were inherently better than all the other tribes. We know the right way to Internet, and everyone else is a pale shadow by comparison.I think Sean Mirrsen created the great art, and it has since spread.
I say we start invade neighboring websites with our forum culture, until they see the light and start doing things our way. Who's with me?
Speaking of which, I recently discovered that someone had already brought RollToDodge to the Yogscast's forums. Does anyone know if that originated here, or elsewhere?
Once Toady adds the army feature to DF we'll be allowed to invade other websites.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 26, 2013, 03:35:44 am »
I found an online debate arguing whether Canada or Tamriel from the Elder Scrolls would win in a fight.
What unseen horrors lurk in the depths of vs boards...
What unseen horrors lurk in the depths of vs boards...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:24:55 am »Probably. I won't object to continuing, but yeah, I intended to end it there since we're like meta-reality or something.And thus Armok was born: some hobo killed a bunch of mobsters, got reincarnated as a cereal box, and somehow became the universe and subsequently the multiverse.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Dorfen Suggestion Box
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:34:56 am »
I saw Note To Urist, and figured the dwarves needed a way to communicate with their overseer. Hence, the mysterious suggestion box. This strange artifice devours slips of paper/beard with writing on them and transmits the info to the overseer, providing a way for the dwarves to suggest improvements to the fort, or berate the overseer for something stupid done.
Dear Overseer,
I understand that you would like dragon mounts; we all would, but you really have to make sure they don't get into the above-ground, all-wood settlement.
Sincerely,
Vabok Beardgrapes, singed dwarf
Dear Overseer,
I understand that you would like dragon mounts; we all would, but you really have to make sure they don't get into the above-ground, all-wood settlement.
Sincerely,
Vabok Beardgrapes, singed dwarf
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 54: Sheer Competence)
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:24:50 am »
I fear I may have caused TCM to go on a crusade to kill Will Smith for his blood.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How did you die the last time you tried to clear out a hamlet?
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:21:13 am »
I once got bored with a ridiculously overpowered adventurer I had and lured an entire hamlet into surrounding me, attacking me with the force of several hundred angry peasants.
They never stood a chance.
They never stood a chance.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:10:27 am »You show them that's false! Or if it turns out to be true, convince them to make her a goddess.BUT she IS real. They are just saying she is a demon.I would sincerely like to see you somehow prove that your goddess is real despite the gods themselves telling you no.Yorrismund, Ancient Barbarian Attorney.
I am getting out of this either the same or better than when I entered it. Even if I have to sue the gods themselves.
Anyhow, I'll stop clogging up the thread.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:58:30 am »I would sincerely like to see you somehow prove that your goddess is real despite the gods themselves telling you no.Yorrismund, Ancient Barbarian Attorney.
I am getting out of this either the same or better than when I entered it. Even if I have to sue the gods themselves.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:54:34 am »
Yorrismund, Ancient Barbarian Attorney.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:50:44 am »
Take over Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:40:33 am »I'm waiting, like you, for my action to be put through.Kestrel's on vacation or something, Zan put in his action, so we're waiting for GUNINANRUNIN, if I'm right.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:26:48 am »I don't have magic though. And why not let them think they can defeat me? I shall slaughter them.Xantalos, the point is you lost that fight. The awesomeryou get, the awesomer then you they get. First it was cheese, then slade boulder, now slade-boulder with mystical eldritch rnes to negate your magic. That's right. The spectral space barbarians now have powerful shamans. Would you like to make them even stronger?Actually husk werewolf. Chopped off parts scramble around for a bit before becoming a new me.Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.
ARMY OF SUPERDORFS INCOMING
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: January 26, 2013, 12:25:36 am »
Sorry to doublepost, but where is everybody?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 25, 2013, 11:22:32 pm »
Nice ending, I think.