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Split a large spiked maw open and eat the birds.

Find Grillodons. Become leader.

Find Grillodons. Become leader.

Get drunk on juice.
Initiate Drunken Boxing.

Gronok abruptly walks into the circle of priests.
"Now, I can forgive exaggerations, second priest, and maybe even what you did, third priest, but you last three just violated something , you can be sure of that. And I'll not stand for it!
Point to the eighth priest.
"I accuse you, sir, of willingly using the profits gathered to you by your temples to take control of that city, thereby gaining further profit from it, something I'm pretty sure your god forbids!
Point to the ninth priest.
"You I accuse of knowingly having ties to another god, Zashal Tinn, the god of Trade, Agriculture, and Civilized Merriment, which I'm sure none of you Kelamazites are allowed to do! Now both gods hate you for worshiping another
Point to the tenth priest.
"And you have sinned worst of all! You I accuse of setting yourself as a false idol, and deposing your god in favor of having the populace worship YOU!
You three have betrayed your god, and I sentence you to the mercy of your fellow Kelamazites. I hope all that sinning was good to you, because they sure won't be.
Oh, and the third priest only gave all his wealth to his brother's uncle's niece's cousin's aunt's son's twin grandsons."

"I have revealed the truth to others, just as you commanded me to, Mo'kar. Are you pleased with me?"

Telepathically contact Hood.
"A bit further away, please."
Once he's sufficiently far away, call down a pillar of fire on the bandits.

Az-Sho swirled, spun, and grew. In the magma, he was safe, and the heat gave him strength. He had learned of how to sense vibrations in the earth he swam under; they were the footsteps of creatures, he knew, and they felt pleasant to him. He wished to have them near him, soothing him with their footsteps. But they were not suited for his particular climate; they broiled and died in the heat he found so pleasant.
They would have to be changed. So he called out, in a rumbling roar eerily reminiscent of the volcano he made his home in. Those whose minds were touched by fire would hear, and come.
Az-Sho's cry shakes the Earth, drawing in any dwarves on the continent with a particular affinity for Eartb or Fire to the top of Az-Sho's volcano. As they approach, they feel the fire within themselves reaching out, drawing power from the proximity of Az-Sho. Any dwarves who get to the top of the volcano become fire resistant and become able to feed off of heat, causing them to make a settlement (and cult to Az-Sho) around the rim of the volcano.

Conquer the other 70% of Moibus