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Quote from: Xantalos on January 18, 2013, 08:39:25 pm

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 18, 2013, 08:38:28 pm

I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.

I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.

Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?

That's what I'm doing. My people must also have magic again! It's for ... uh ... sacred traditions and ... stuff.

I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.

I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.

I just out of nowhere came up with the following question.

You are on death row. You have a choice of two execution methods.

In the first method, you will breathe in a fine dust made from powdered box jellyfish tentacles and left to die of pneumonia.
In the second method, we will do a spinal tap and mix some of your spinal fluid with bee venom. I don't actually know if this would kill you.

Which do you choose?

I choose third option - nuclear bomb.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 18, 2013, 07:49:01 pm

Am I the only one who plans on killing the Law Empire backwards, and to collect every person I kill's hands?

What?  I was planning to ally with the Grillodons, and crash into the building the emporer was in.

You'll be negotiating with me then; as the supreme Grillodon Reborn I plan to reunite my species and rise up against the oppressors.

Go find an outpost of free Grillodons, and try to convince them to help destroy the Empire, unwittingly passing all their tests for seeing who is their creator reborn as I do so. 

Quote from: Xantalos on January 18, 2013, 07:17:19 pm

Honestly though, which do you prefer?

Quote from: Persus13 on January 18, 2013, 07:09:41 pm

GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!

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With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?

Truthfully, I'd prefer Time Lord.

What exactly are Time Lords? Far as I can tell they're just humans with time travel that can 'regenerate' by altering time so they have a new body, but the implant that lets them do this only has power for 13 or so body shifts.

And I didn't even know I was doing it!

Quote from: Xantalos on January 18, 2013, 06:51:30 pm

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

WHALEBRO