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General Discussion / Re: The RPG Video Game Plot Generator
« on: January 10, 2013, 08:51:53 pm »
If you're on a phone I don't think it works on those.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: January 10, 2013, 08:06:22 pm »
Biologically impossible birds go?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: No dice. Ha ha.
« on: January 10, 2013, 06:58:32 pm »
Head Death, you say?
Create infinite facehuggers.
Create infinite facehuggers.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players) - Dr. Rex shot first
« on: January 10, 2013, 05:02:18 pm »
Grow bigger than the birds.
Eat them.
Eat them.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 6 - The Siren of the Woods
« on: January 10, 2013, 03:13:01 pm »
"Azikim, was it? You look a smart man; surely you're not going to turn down the potential I represent, are you? Because really, how many of your victims have anything of value on them? How many are armed? How many visitors do you even get? We're in some random patch of desert that it took me at least 2 hours to stumble upon, and you gain nothing by killing me. Join me, however, and I can offer you much more.
What was the name of the reigning cult? Whatever - anyhow, the only reason that they rule is that no one knows any other worship in Tezelom, at least not one as widespread as them. But they lack power - we do not; you are evidence of that. What we must do is simply let them know of Mo'kar's power, convince them of it's veracity, and ...
Have you ever lead a revolution? Think of it. You could go from being some bandit in the desert to being a leader of the people - a prophet of the New God! Your name could be forever remembered as one who changed the course of history itself.
What do you say?"
If he refuses, kick him in the nuts, take his knife and tell my converts to tie him up or at least bring him along to convert later.
What was the name of the reigning cult? Whatever - anyhow, the only reason that they rule is that no one knows any other worship in Tezelom, at least not one as widespread as them. But they lack power - we do not; you are evidence of that. What we must do is simply let them know of Mo'kar's power, convince them of it's veracity, and ...
Have you ever lead a revolution? Think of it. You could go from being some bandit in the desert to being a leader of the people - a prophet of the New God! Your name could be forever remembered as one who changed the course of history itself.
What do you say?"
If he refuses, kick him in the nuts, take his knife and tell my converts to tie him up or at least bring him along to convert later.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:19:49 pm »
Cthulhu? Fuck that; we're REALITY.
PUNCH OUT AZATHOTH AND CONSUME HIM.
PUNCH OUT AZATHOTH AND CONSUME HIM.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Bay12 Fight Club
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:13:03 pm »
Leap onto Scelly's shoulders as he shoves the table, and wrench him off the stack, making sure I land on top of him at the bottom of the stack.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Adventure mode sparring
« on: January 10, 2013, 03:00:53 am »Last time I found a giant sponge and hacked away at it, it gave me no experience - even while conscious.YES.
For all that it sounds like, the best dummy enemy that might still push you to death would probably be a crippled bronze colossus that you hack away at with a shitty alternate weapon.
I have an adventurer that has 50,000+ Fighter skill from doing that.
I'll update any day now. Aaaaany day now...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:18:32 am »
Aaaaaaaaand your everything's gone
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:13:35 am »
You sure they could beat LANDSHARK?!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Boiling Cook book challenge - will update... someday... *whistles*
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:12:52 am »32698
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 10, 2013, 02:05:04 am »
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Mansion.
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Mansion.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« on: January 10, 2013, 01:36:01 am »It's a perfectly normal situation you saw nothing.I've noticed that when things break, they all tend to break in a relatively close period of time. It's weird.
What a coincidence, my water heater went a few weeks back, then the thermostat, then the microwave.
