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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2013, 09:52:59 pm

Quote from: NRDL on January 09, 2013, 09:52:03 pm

Hide body in back room, check how many guns are there.  Disable cameras and wipe any information.  Don't leave prints. 

Oh, and locate some ear protection for next time. Damn, I'd forgotten about that. (Firearms are still pretty loud even with proper muffs...)

Quote from: NRDL on January 09, 2013, 09:53:41 pm

That won't work.  Customers would not recognize us, we don't actually have any license or identification.  We hit the guns, then we run, lay low.  Maybe in the wilderness.  Or the sewers.  Then we plot our takeover of the city. 

+1

Fine...
I will come for you one day, pawn shop.
Return to apartment after cleaning up and looting the place.

Hide the body in the back room.
Man the counter.

Face. Not him. Face. Gods.

We might have trouble aiming. Nevertheless, editing.

"Yeah, I just wanted to show it to you."
Walk up to him, showcasing the gun.
"12-gauge, beautiful finish-"
Bash him in the face.
Shoot him in the face while he's stunned.

Go to pawnshop

LOAD SHOTGUN

Show it to the broker, as if we intend to sell it to him, then bash him with hit to stun him and shoot him in the face.

25 shotgun slugs. Almost certainly 25 kills, if used correctly.

I think we're only using it to kill our pawn broker and take over his shop, then [SECRET]

I just figured out a way to troll /tg/.
1. Go on /tg/
2. Make several posts detailing how Khorne from Wh40k is partly Donald and Scrooge McDuck
3. Insist on referring to him as Khorne McDuck. Bonus points for purposely misspelling Khorne, like Kohrne or Korne.
4. Watch the raeg unfold.

Not sure why I thought of this.

Buy some ammo too.

"Yes I will. How much does one cartridge cost?"