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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:28:49 pm »
"I'll take the Browning."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:21:28 pm »
"A good quality pistol or shotgun, probably."
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Other Games / Re: Pokemon X & Y
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:18:15 pm »
Soon they're going to start naming Pokemon games after objects.
I'll wait until Pokemon: Potato, Cabbage, and Radish come out.
I'll wait until Pokemon: Potato, Cabbage, and Radish come out.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:15:47 pm »
"Sorry, I say stupid stuff sometimes. What guns do you have in the range of 3 grand or under?"
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:49:11 pm »HalfThe Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.They're just that Swiss.
And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.
Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
It is also notable that a lot of Metis are descended from Swiss mercs.
I happen to be faintly Metis.
What is this Metis of which you speak?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:47:04 pm »ANGRY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEAnd then the UN is really a proxy for one guy in Antarctica, who orchestrated the whole war.Dude you cannot tell people about Joe, it'll get you killed!
But seriously guys, there's this guy named Joe - huh. Some Chinese guy named Yu got killed.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:19 pm »The Swiss wouldn't be going Third Reich. It would be the First Swiss Reich.They're just that Swiss.
And ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE IT.
Seriously, using Swiss Mercenaries was a WAR CRIME during the medieval ages. A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
It is also notable that a lot of Metis are descended from Swiss mercs.
I happen to be faintly Metis.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:36:43 pm »
And then the UN is really a proxy for one guy in Antarctica, who orchestrated the whole war.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:28:42 pm »You leave your apartment, bring half your cash with you. You enter the pawn shop, and ask for a shotgun."Know where to buy any?"
"Sorry, man. Can't buy or sell guns."
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Creative Projects / Re: A comic a day! (subtitle: A DARING PROJECT BY A DUMB DUDE)
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:26:14 pm »32771
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:22:31 pm »
Go to pawnshop.
Buy shotgun from pawn broker.
Shoot him in the face.
Buy shotgun from pawn broker.
Shoot him in the face.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:21:01 pm »Fortunately I am immune to the powers of the Nostalgia Critic and his gang.Which in turn is manipulated by Joe.Which turns out to have been held all this time by Molossia.Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.
You will now ask who Joe is. I know that you will be doing this because knowing who Joe is means that you will be dead within seconds.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:19:44 pm »
Evolve into Grillosaur.
Grill T-Rex.
Grill T-Rex.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Crime
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:18:02 pm »
Kill the pawn broker and take over his job.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 09, 2013, 08:17:24 pm »Which turns out to have been held all this time by Molossia.Who in turn are merely pawns of Liechtenstein and Andorra, in a centuries-old grand struggle for the Holy Grail.French resistance movements and Russian winters are both secretly on the payroll of the Luxembourgian Intelligence Agency.I have this grand vision that the whole world geopolitical scheme is a shadow war being waged between Canada and Luxemborg and Switzerland.