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THE HELL DOES THAT MEANI need to leave these forums before I get a roommate...
Don't worry, we aren't all stricken by the curse. Of course, I've got plenty of time left, so knock wood.
Precisely; balloon people have a propensity to choke on ships.YOU ALL MUST CHOKE ON TITANIC
The Titanic was a ship, and is now on the bottom of the Atlantic. It doesn't seem reasonable for someone to choke on it; they'd need to somehow swallow most of the water on the Earth just to get to it.
For great justice.Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
You get the rope!Hot potato! Catch!Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
No it isn't, but this also fits quite well with my predictions.
Hang your predictions.
Hot potato! Catch!Oh for - stop that!
I have G pots, will that be enough?A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
