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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-HANGOVER Edition
« on: January 06, 2013, 05:13:48 pm »
To say nothing about fireballs!
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Another master of the art of speaking in fragments, I see! Fortunately for you, I respect you too much to challenge you to a duel of short sentences.*pant*
Read this in one day, and HOLY CRAP IS FUNNY. Anyhow, character sheet.
Name: NIKLAS
Gender: MASCULINE MALE
Archetype: Zombie
Biography: Niklas was a Viking Chef! He traveled all around the world, showing all other nationalities of chef that Viking was best nationality to become CHEF. Unfortunately, Ninja Chef got jealous and killed him via backstabbination. Now Niklas has risen from the grave, his one mission: to become BEST CHEF. Also kill that ninja guy.
Oh, and shouldn't the waitlist be on the first post so people don't have to bug you about who's where on it?
It should. But it isn't yet. But it will be. Next chapter. Yes.