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Ask for a BBQ. Roast some chicken.

Go punch the shovel guy to death and take his shovel.

The solution is to make Mugabe a Reality Warper, and thus by gaining the power to alter reality, he no longer qualifies as insane! Or something; I heard it that way from the Dresden Files.

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Species game. Why do you churn out the spawn of Shub-Niggurath?

Heh. I gotta play that sometime.

That would be depressing if I didn't have a drawing request for the members of the forum less artistically retarded than me:
A dwarf walks into an elven town only to find that this is the town with a king living in it! And he's an enemy of the civilization! So the king makes a big speech about how hopeless his fate is because he's going to die, and then the dwarf kills all the guards, kicks the king in the phallus several dozen times, and then leaves.

Make a shiv out of something, then shiv the nurse to death and wear her skin as a coat.

The prophets have spoken that Onol is destined to be slain by the least suited enemy who manages to stab him in the face with a copper bonecarving knife.

Actually, the one time that Onol actually DID die without my stupid being a factor was when he somehow got shot in the throat by a goblin while sleeping. He woke up with a slahsed throat, killed every single goblin there, and died.
Of course I savescummed because I wanted to actually have a chance to fight my enemy before being mortally wounded, of course, but still.

Wait.  We hate light, but can create fire?

Oh well.

Try and find a cloak, preferably black or dark brown, so that we can use it to assume some semblance of a physical form.

It's Nazgul time.

Yep.