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Essentially you were middle game me with a +3, at the point where no one cared anymore. Due to me immunizing them to the stupidity so you could make your move.
Just as planned.

Everything is gone?

Game over.
By the way, I don't remember that bomb, Slowpoke. Where is it from?

Yes, this again.
The rules are thus: I shall start with a verse or two, and the next poster continue with something that sounds appropriate, preferably from a different song. I'll start:

She packed my bags
Las night, preflight.
Zero hour. 9 AM.
And I'm gonna be ... high ... as a kite by then.

Bust out of the room!

*raise hand* My do.

You have boring voices.

Attempt to stand on the ceiling.

>Travel Elsewhere in the TARDIS.

(4) You on Sesame Street!

But I don't have an attic.

(1) Your nonexistent attic kills you.

Err... stab Robama with Shiv, as he was clearly not born on American soil, so he must be a terrorist!

(1vs5)
Robama shoryukens you into the stratosphere!

Wait for Robama to defeat the Fiscal Cliff.
Congratulate him on his victory.
Kill Robama.
Run for president on the platform, "President of the Future."

(5) Tiu successfully wait for him to do something.
(6) You overenthusiastically congratulate him.
(2vs5) He dodges your bullet and breaks your limbs!
(3) Zimbabwe supports you. Good job.

Use gangsta' funds to buy weapons and equipment. Recruit thugs.

(4) You buy a bargain set of 5 thugs from Thugmart, all with Glocks and hats.

If someone succeeds in killing Robama, run against them on the 'The other Candidate Killed Robama' platform.

(6) You attempt to kill Robama, then campaign against yourself. Somehow the polls are rising.

Infect single cellar organisms with virus.

(6) You infect the single cellular organisms that make up your immune system with the virus. TopHat now has Zombie AIDS!

LordSlowpoke: SHIV GWG AND THECARD
(2) You fail to hit GWG, but (5) shiv thecard through the torso!

GM Turn:
(2) Vampire Hitler accidentally kills a Muslim vampire! The mob is after him!

NPC's:
(6) Robama, as the only NPC the GM remembers, defeats the Fiscal Cliff! Whatever that is.

Players:
Zanzetkuken: On Sesame Street.
Slayerhero: Dead via attic.
Thecard: Stratosphere, shiv'd
GWG: Broken limbs, President of Zimbabwe
TCM: Leader of gang of 5 thugs
Doomblade: Paradoxical presidential candidate, despite it not being election time
TopHat: Zombie, has AIDS
LordSlowpoke: Shivving people
Xantalos: Vampire Hitler, being pursued by mob

NPC:
Robama

Next GM = (5/9) TCM!

I been having Mass Effect dreams recently. More specifically, flying around the Citadel with Garrus who was also Space Batman with the costume and all. No idea what we were doing; just cruising around.