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I dunno, turning into one of the a giant, monstrous version of one of the foulest creatures known to dwarf sounds like it could be useful. But what would be more worthwhile? Finding a vampire?

Weremammoth, or in my case, weredragon

Walk out of the door and use my see-through spell on the two doors. If anything interesting/valuable in, enter the rooms and get the items. If enemies are in the rooms, pick through the rooms without enemies (if any) and bust into the room with enemies if there are 3 or under, them pick theough the room once they're dead, then go down the stairs. If there are 4 or over, go down the stairs.

Reverse ZoomZoll's polarity so any attacks heal him
Fuse ZoomZoll with the wall.

Onol paused as he strode through the forest. Something was not quite right in these woods.
Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, the birds were still chirping awa annoyingly, nothing was ominously quiet, so what was wrong? Onol got his answer with a shrill cry of the creature he was most easily annoyed by in the world: kobolds.
Yeling gibberish, they sprang at him with naught but their fists and feet as weapons. So they intend to wrestle me to death, Onol thought with a grin. This should be fun. Onol casually swung his pick forward, right into the stomach of a leaping kobold, who immediately started spewing vomit all over the forest floor. Ignoring the other kobolds ineffectually hammering away at him with their fists, Onol leaned close to the trembling kobold, and quietly said, "Boo." With that, it fell over unconcious and it's head was quickly perforated by his pick. He turned to start on the other two, only to see but one remaining.
With a sigh, he decided that it wasn't worth it to kill this one. He took the wimpering kobold's arms and wrapped them around his own almost gently. Then he twisted and every joint in the kobold's arms broke. Leaving the kobold sobbing in a pool of blood, Onol strode on.

Sorry this update was waiting, folks, but family stuff.

Start a charity or something.

Quote from: Inithis on December 29, 2012, 01:59:24 am

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Anyway.
So, the deal is struck, my fate is sealed, Javier can stay the hell off my lawn. I think I'm going to bed.

G'night world eating corruption of space, time, and all that is holy. Sweet dreams.

Goodnight, etcetera. Do my legacy proud.

This deal is acceptable; let it be so. But shall the prison be proofed against the other gods? I do not wish for them to attack me while I am vulnerable, stabbing me in the back.

True. I'll deal with that.

COULD ALL PRESENCES WHO WISH TO IMPRISON THE RIFTBORN (INTHIS) PLEASE SUPPORT MY ACTION OF CREATING A PRISON

Today, I watched an Ancient Aliens Marathon. Then, about an hour ago, a new show began. Some show called 'Unearthing America'. He actually seems somewhat believable, not insane at all! And no, that wasn't sarcasm. My faith in Humanity/History Channel has been somewhat restored.

...What's it about?