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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Dawn of a New Age (Turn 3 is up)
« on: December 28, 2012, 01:43:18 pm »
Nice so far, though again I'll reserve judgement for the main bit.
"D'oh! How could I forget that? Thank you for reminding me.
Tobul, look upon us from Armok's side
Challenges surely face us ahead
Looming before us like the dragon [Dragon name] loomed over you
But, like that dragon, we shall cut it down to size and use it as a shield
But we may not be able to overcome these dangers on our own
Tobul Rainylabor, Dragonslayer, I beg you:
Lend us your courage, that we might not falter.
Lend us swiftness of foot, that we might outrun our enemy.
Lend our shield arms strength, that we may block the blows meant for us.
Let my pick and Pidud's bolts pierce any defense the enemy has to offer.
Lend us this, Tobul Rainylabor, and I will do your shield proud.
(If possible, say the prayer in Dwarven.)
"Sounds like some sort of self-destruct mechanism or spell. We'll have to watch out for that. Any prayers you have to make?"
After any prayer, make our way to the tower.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 9: The Turn I Stop Describing the Universe
« on: December 28, 2012, 01:12:35 pm »
Spinkick reality!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« on: December 28, 2012, 01:10:53 pm »
"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 28, 2012, 05:30:14 am »
A person who should not blame me ... for once.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are just the voices in my head
« on: December 28, 2012, 05:18:23 am »
I AM FILLED WITH A BURNING HATRED FOR RICE IN WATER. THEREFORE, WE NEED TO DESTROY ALL RICE AND ALL WATER ON THE PLANET!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO GM
« on: December 28, 2012, 05:13:53 am »
Paint a picture of everything: the greatest picture ever made.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 04:19:11 am »
Quote from: Jbg97 on December 28, 2012, 04:09:05 am
((Actions posted here don't count but...))

BACKHAND XANTALOS IN THE REAL WORLD. REACH THROUGH HIS MONITOR AND BACKHAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
Fortunately I prepared for that. I am sitting a healthy distance away from my screen, watching your flailing arm get stuck in the screen.
Just as planned.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« on: December 28, 2012, 04:07:24 am »
Quote from: Jbg97 on December 28, 2012, 04:06:51 am
Quote from: Dariush on December 28, 2012, 04:02:18 am
I don't have anything to be backhanded, you duh.
Do you know how jaass got his avatar?
Who?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 04:00:50 am »
| If your arm is like most others/ it would be simple to put up barriers in a few critical spots to stop the arm from moving | Not to mention separating it so one bit is in one time region and one is in another/ in the perfect foration for me to escape being hit |

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 03:50:43 am »
| You are a contradiction | You embody violence/ but not insanity/ as the insane have no concept of vengance | Shall I separate the two traits into different bodies for you< | (< = question mark)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: An RTD of Biblical Proportions (all sheets welcome!)
« on: December 28, 2012, 03:47:57 am »
Name: Gronok the Old
Gender: Male
Age: OLD
Pre-enlightenment profession: Gronok was that old man you see in small villages. The oldest one there, he regaled people with tales of their ancestors/the gods/current events, firelight flickering over his face. He is very charismatic,(+1) and can make up stories and other such stuff in a flash. However, Due to telling so many stories, he occasionally mixes up details.
Story of enlightenent: Gronok had a good life. In exchange for food, water, and a place to sleep, he did what he loved to do: tell stories. He told stories of peace and plenty, war and strife ... rather a lot of the latter, actually. But life was good, and Gronok was happy. It was not to last. Raiders cam one night; in the dark before morn. The village had no chance to survive. Women were raped next to their husbands, then killed and placed in each-others' arms. Children were butchered. Blood covered everything. Gronok, awake by chance, terrifed by the noise, turned to run ...  but something stopped him. Something made him turn around, march back into the village where the radiers were cornering a child - the last one left alive - and yell wildly to attract their attention. He even threw a rock or two at them. The raiders turned, and the child slipped away. As the outraged bandits charged toward him, Gronok was calm, knowing he had saved one life, at least. He closed his eyes ... and was shocked to see a pair of blinding eyes staring back at him. As he flinched away from the glare, he heard a voice, saying, You have My favor, and the light grew so blinding as to force Gronok's eyes open. To find every last bandit dead - with charred holes punched through their hearts. Gronok was in awe - he dropped to his knees, and looking up at the sky, beheld them reform into the shape of a cloaked figure. Go forth and spread my word, Prophet, and know that I am with you. The light faded, and Gronok knew his new calling - to spread the faith of the New God.
New God Suggestions: Mo'kar the Teacher (' is a syllable break) is all-knowing but wishes to see mortals learn, approves of gaining knowledge - any knowledge, (ie: both learning math, how to milk a goat, and a moral from a story) and dislikes the act of withholding knowledge from another, ie secrets or deliberately not teaching them math even if they ask to be taught.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 03:28:06 am »
| And with that/ you prove that you are not insane | Just as I thought |

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:54:46 am »
| You know nothing of madness |

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO GM
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:52:54 am »
Quote from: TopHat on December 26, 2012, 04:52:21 am
Wait to be sold to a rich, snobbish owner.
Eat them and steal their stuff.
(6) You get sold to a rich snobbish owner.
Who promptly demolishes you by crashing into you with his jet. Which explodes. You go to the afterlife! You end up in (3) House Purgatory.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 26, 2012, 04:56:08 am
Furnish house with finest furniture made of hippie bones and rugs made of woven hippie hair. Hooray for recycling!
(3) You realize that you can only make one rather mediocre skin carpet due to everythng else degrading extremely rapidly due to the drugs. At least you got that one carpet, though! It's ... adequate.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 26, 2012, 10:35:29 am
Increase bonus by +0.00000000000000001.
Start moving forward in time. If I reach a few turns ago or somewhen after that, congratulate Robama.
(5) You now has +2.
(2) You end up moving backward in time! However, due to already being at the beginning of time, you go to the very end! It's very chaotic watching omnipotent beings duel using what little heat energy in the universe remains.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on December 26, 2012, 10:47:24 am
ENGAGE IN A FASCINATING CAMPAIGN OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
(3) You engage in a campaign of D&D! Jolly good! Thing is, it's run by the GM who caused Old Man Henderson to come forth.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 26, 2012, 11:07:08 am
Find a source of CO2.
(1) You find a gigantic lump of francium. Good thing that's not explosi-BOOM

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 26, 2012, 12:20:47 pm
>Go to a random time and place, where I won't be insta-killed, in the TARDIS.
>If it has a threat, defeat the threat, without anyone knowing it was me.
>Escape in TARDIS.
(6) You travel to a torture chamber!
(6) You are a threat to the torturer's safety, so you tie yourself up like a responsible citizen.
(2) It takes off without you, saying it'll be 'back in a jiffy.'

Quote from: Thecard on December 26, 2012, 02:39:57 pm
Send Robama back in time 4 years.  Then, he will be unable to have run this time, since he was already president for 8 years!
(3) You send him back 4 years, but he manages to get himself elected as his own vice-president.

Quote from: TCM on December 26, 2012, 02:43:16 pm
Appear and go about my usual Minimalist task of initializing Thug Life.
(3) You recruit Al Yankovic. It's a start, you suppose.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 26, 2012, 02:44:31 pm
Fail to ignitify Scelly.
(4) You, the nice person you are, deliberately sabotage your own arsonry!

Quote from: Persus13 on December 27, 2012, 10:17:53 pm
a
(4)
B!

NPCs:
(5) Robama manages to convince a good portion of the Amercian citizenry to go cyborg! Including the military!

(1) The BBC get punched in the face by Bill Clinton, which somehow kills the company. BBC watchers everywhere weep.

(5) The US military task force discover the TARDIS! And one of them watches Dr. Who!

Harry Baldman: In a house of ass cheeks and skulls, has mediocre hippie skin carpet.
GWG: At the end of time. Slowly losing heat. +2 to rolls.
Doomblade: Pile of ash. IN SPAAACE
Persus13: Knows the alphabet
Xantalos: Painting a picture of player actions. +2 to rolls
Slayerhero: Being considerate
Zanzetkuken: Being tortured! Ginger beer trick, anyone?

NPCs:
Robama: Beginning cyborg revolution
BBC: Dead, punched out by Bill Clinton
US Task Force: Considering whether to fuck around in time

Next GM: (6/9) Slayerhero, good luck!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Songs of the Strawberry Trees - Evil Tax Collector
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:26:09 am »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on December 28, 2012, 02:12:46 am
Quote from: Weirdsound on December 28, 2012, 01:09:35 am
Wait and listen for the Tax Collector to leave, hiding again if needed.
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