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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:18:06 am »
Quote from: Jbg97 on December 28, 2012, 02:16:35 am
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 28, 2012, 01:33:56 am
Thank god we have the Reassuring Sanity Creatures, and the Avatar of Order, Law and Peace.
At least one of those is disappearing next turn.
| I hope/ for your sake/ that you fail the roll to destroy my barriers |

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:14:21 am »
Quote from: greatorder on December 27, 2012, 08:53:14 am
Quote from: Lord Shonus on December 26, 2012, 10:44:02 pm
Quote from: greatorder on December 25, 2012, 05:19:19 pm
Got to the last strip of order of the stick.

Now I have to wait for the updates! :(
Shame about that thumb injury, isn't it?
Well, I never knew about the thumb.

DAMN YOU BROKEN GLASS!
Fixed it for you.

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General Discussion / Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:13:18 am »
Quote from: Descan on December 28, 2012, 01:57:05 am
Butchering is sometimes a good thing.

Can't really have filet mignon if it's still attached to the cow, yanno!
I beg to differ.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:10:21 am »
"Well, he got nailed to a stick, and - wait a minute."
Xantalos turns to the GM.
"Why do we need to kill Morgan Freeman? Answer me!"
(Could I get a mini-response in between turns, for dialogue stuff? I need to figure out some stuff.)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 7: The Three Worlds
« on: December 28, 2012, 02:00:11 am »
Create everything. Wonder why.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« on: December 27, 2012, 10:00:23 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on December 27, 2012, 09:56:36 pm
Quote from: Thecard on December 27, 2012, 09:55:05 pm
I don't think he's upset that it was killed by the Thailand police.  I think he's more upset about the reason. Littering?
Halt! Criminal scum!
Yep.
THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE
THEY'RE FUCKING LITTERING

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:44:22 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on December 27, 2012, 09:43:35 pm
The problem with bad satire is that you can just interpret it as satire of bad satire.
It's written completely seriously, unfortunately.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:42:52 pm »
Quote from: fqllve on December 27, 2012, 09:39:30 pm
Are you sure it wasn't supposed to be a satire? That sound like a satire to me.
Some other random guys' opinion on it. He must be validated!
Quote from: Janet on December 27, 2012, 09:42:14 pm
You can do a satire extremely badly. And last I checked Salvation war was either an extremely bad military boner stroking fiction or a bad satire. But given the quality it doesn't really matter if it's either.
Yep.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:37:28 pm »
Anyone here ever read The Salvation War? I got it recommended to me, but I couldn't read it after I realized that it was basically FUCK YEAH MURICA KICKS ASS WIHT TEKNOLOGEE.
Some highlights:
1. Every weapon is described in excessive detail, saying exactly how it dismembers the enemy, yet the demons basically seem to be humans with red skin.
2. A messenger demon sent to herald the apocalypse to humans - keep in mind they're 20 feet tall - is killed by Thailand police ...for littering.
3. Bill Clinton somehow knows how to tell if a succubus is a real woman or not and casually kills one with a shotgun he pulls out of nowhere. BILL. CLINTON.

Overall, teh oomanz win easily and there's no excitement in the book because you know the demons lose because MURICA.
In essence, I didn't like it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 6: Hell
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:28:55 pm »
Create a perfect sphere. Contemplate.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« on: December 27, 2012, 07:29:28 pm »
Steal souls of army to get +1
Make plain finite.

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Other Games / Re: mass effect vs 1 vs 2 vs 3
« on: December 27, 2012, 05:33:00 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on December 27, 2012, 05:21:07 pm
Aaaaahhh EA. You probably wonder why most people with a brain cell hate you.
Couldn't be the ending; that TOTALLY made sense.
I just realized something. What ME3 needed was a good old case of Old Man Henderson.

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Other Games / Re: mass effect vs 1 vs 2 vs 3
« on: December 27, 2012, 05:01:28 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on December 27, 2012, 04:57:02 pm
Oh, one advantage of ME 3:
It caused a shitfest among the homophobes.
Not to mention ME1.
THE SCANDAL. PARTIAL NUDITY!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Dawn of a New Age (Turn 2 up. Signup is closed)
« on: December 27, 2012, 04:36:14 pm »
"Probably some mages developing some revolutionary spell or some such. We go in there, kill 'em, grab whatever they were working on, and get out.
Travel to the tower.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 5: The Singularity
« on: December 27, 2012, 04:20:06 pm »
CRUSH THE SINGULARITy

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