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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« on: December 26, 2012, 04:30:21 pm »
Take helmet and place on head.
Flee to local gun shop - find firestcks.
Flee to local gun shop - find firestcks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 38: Beneath Contempt
« on: December 26, 2012, 02:50:09 pm »
Punch through the wall of the room, leave, and collapse it
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players)
« on: December 26, 2012, 02:18:39 pm »
Assimillate both corpses.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 05:15:16 am »World Domination counts right?From what I remember, yes.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 05:03:53 am »
In-character you'll have to contact them through DZA Phone Service, but are you aiming for Unification?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 04:57:40 am »But Canada!this'll be interesting... A Moderator and a Planeswalker vs an entire Canadian baseNot sure whether to sympathize with Canadians or root of you guys.
Canadians are the supervillains that sit in the corner, and wait... So root for us
And besides, if your predictions are any indication, Canada formed the X-Com project. And you will porbably oppose me in the future.
...
GO CANADA!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 04:29:47 am »this'll be interesting... A Moderator and a Planeswalker vs an entire Canadian baseNot sure whether to sympathize with Canadians or root of you guys.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Military squad names
« on: December 26, 2012, 04:03:35 am »Arguably the best random name I got was "The Wicked Moistness" for an axedwarf squad. The only member at the time was a female axedwarf militia commander who I assume named it herself...Spearpoints?
Recently I've taken to setting up a squad of daggerusers tooled up in full copper armor and the best grade metal daggers we got. The squads are always named Daggerdogs, in honor of the first such squad I incorporated in one of my more long-term fortresses. Any useless dwarves I deem not good enough to be a hauler gets dumped in to prove their worth and granted the profession of "Daggerpup." Dwarves who survive long enough to do some feat of awesomeness or become proficient knife users get promoted to "Daggerdog" while the truly kickass and champions are deemed "Daggerwolf."
I'm getting into the habit of thinking up such names for all my weapon-squads, if only so I can keep track of them better. Currently the speardwarf ranks are "Spearbutt" recruits, "Spearshaft" soldiers, and "Spearhead" Urist McBadasses/captains. I've yet to think of a good name for the spear squad itself.
Pointspears?
Spearstabs?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:57:23 am »I feel like terrorizing the citizens of Hopkins for no good reason. I'm trying to suppress that urge. I need followers.As stated above, souldn't you question your new demon? Ask him how powerful (s)he is, etc?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:52:00 am »
Hey, dem mortal laws don't matter to MURICA LUNUS now do they?
I'd be charged with, let's see...
1 child murder
1 adult murder
1 destroyed crib
Several counts of desecration of the dead
Property destruction (cold boxes)
Oh, and conspiracy to commit a crime.
EDIT: Vgray, not to criticize, but shouldn't you question your marvelous new demon?
I'd be charged with, let's see...
1 child murder
1 adult murder
1 destroyed crib
Several counts of desecration of the dead
Property destruction (cold boxes)
Oh, and conspiracy to commit a crime.
EDIT: Vgray, not to criticize, but shouldn't you question your marvelous new demon?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:49:41 am »
PARTY!
Make a fire on Captain Falco's corpse and pass out the booze. Time for vision quests!
Or something.
Make a fire on Captain Falco's corpse and pass out the booze. Time for vision quests!
Or something.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: you hear a low boom, you hear a metal ching
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:44:34 am »33419
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:38:52 am »Wait a minute. My horse/bird/cat demon thing has only two legs! Otherwise it would have four hooves!Two arms, he said.
Unless I mesread something, in which case it's 2 hooves, 2 claws/other.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The journey of Deebus, a kobold story.
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:34:05 am »YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS