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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« on: December 26, 2012, 04:30:21 pm »
Take helmet and place on head.
Flee to local gun shop - find firestcks.
Flee to local gun shop - find firestcks.
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World Domination counts right?From what I remember, yes.
But Canada!this'll be interesting... A Moderator and a Planeswalker vs an entire Canadian baseNot sure whether to sympathize with Canadians or root of you guys.
Canadians are the supervillains that sit in the corner, and wait... So root for us
this'll be interesting... A Moderator and a Planeswalker vs an entire Canadian baseNot sure whether to sympathize with Canadians or root of you guys.
Arguably the best random name I got was "The Wicked Moistness" for an axedwarf squad. The only member at the time was a female axedwarf militia commander who I assume named it herself...Spearpoints?
Recently I've taken to setting up a squad of daggerusers tooled up in full copper armor and the best grade metal daggers we got. The squads are always named Daggerdogs, in honor of the first such squad I incorporated in one of my more long-term fortresses. Any useless dwarves I deem not good enough to be a hauler gets dumped in to prove their worth and granted the profession of "Daggerpup." Dwarves who survive long enough to do some feat of awesomeness or become proficient knife users get promoted to "Daggerdog" while the truly kickass and champions are deemed "Daggerwolf."
I'm getting into the habit of thinking up such names for all my weapon-squads, if only so I can keep track of them better. Currently the speardwarf ranks are "Spearbutt" recruits, "Spearshaft" soldiers, and "Spearhead" Urist McBadasses/captains. I've yet to think of a good name for the spear squad itself.
I feel like terrorizing the citizens of Hopkins for no good reason. I'm trying to suppress that urge. I need followers.As stated above, souldn't you question your new demon? Ask him how powerful (s)he is, etc?
Wait a minute. My horse/bird/cat demon thing has only two legs! Otherwise it would have four hooves!Two arms, he said.
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