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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:24:28 am »
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Maybe the Ryleth invade? That would mean epic.Wait, those aren't Cthulhu and his minions, are they?
We shall unite the world under the banner of Sameina Mannkyns! Maybe. Possibly. Torzon might eat them.Maybe. We'll see when we meet, I suppose.
I am three sheets to the wind, because jeagermeister is a christmas drink, it hjas a reindeer. And tghe thing that most pisses me off is that motherfuckers playing counter strike global offensive are noobs who cant shoot worth a fuck. I aM STill winning top place in somewhere around 8 out of 10 arms race matches. and they have the gall to vote me out for winning. bitch ass wimped out half assed gamers that cant do balls.I think you need to play some !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
You forgot me! And Havel. And Hsir.\Eh, it seems he could've been helpful, but I suppose Jorn isn't too eager to go into apprenticeship again.
With any luck Jorn will have his own troop of apprentice warlocks. Somehow.
So Dwarves, Zan, and Moderator VS Jorn, Summoned thingies, and Warlocks?
Sounds interesting...
Open portal to hell!Piss on the demons!
Ehh...I feel that you'll be better qualified to do it because I've only watched a few dance videos.TCM, would it be all right to make a character for this guy?
If you don't make a Nathan Barnatt character I will.
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