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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 25, 2012, 11:01:14 pm »
2: Onol Leaves

Onol stood by the shore and watched the waves ride up, then fall down.
Over the past day he'd journeyed across the island he found himself on, fighting off multiple packs of wolves, horses, and even some lions at one point. The land seemed far more savage than he remembered, but then again he had been out at sea for a while. With a sigh, he gazed out at the distant shore. He was not going to enjoy this.

No need, creature.

Onol turned to see the angel before him, with his sword clapsed in both hands.

Armok has instructed me to carry you across, so as to not have a repeat of the last incident. It shall be so for any bodies of water you cross, save for rivers and such. I or another of Armok's chosen will be waiting for you. Now, let's go, shall we? Sooner this is over, the better.

And with that, the angel leapt at Onol, who readied himslef to deflect the blow. He was unprepared to feel an arm pass through his shields, grab him about the waist, and hoist him up into the air. With incredible speed, Onol rocketed into the air, toward the next island.


So! As the angel said, I'll be adding the [FLIER] tag to the raws whenever Onol has to cross a large body of water to avoid any further freezes. Apologies for the lack of images, but every imageservice I could find is being a complete dick, so you'll have to use those imaginations of yours. See you when Onol arrives on land again.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Has there ever been a DF Con?
« on: December 25, 2012, 10:49:39 pm »
Guys, quote pyramid. Stop.
"In other news, a man has been spotted staring out from the rapidly-expanding tower. It is suspected that this is the mythical Toadyone, the one the dwarves seem to be calling 'The Overseer'.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Has there ever been a DF Con?
« on: December 25, 2012, 10:39:06 pm »
"The negotiators we sent in earlier are coming out."
"All right, what did they achieve?"
"Sir, we successfully traded our assault rifles for 50 really cool stone mugs. It was a really good deal; we should go back there."

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DF General Discussion / Re: Has there ever been a DF Con?
« on: December 25, 2012, 10:17:45 pm »
That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...
"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"
No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them. 

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Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! To give everyone a +1.

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You must draw the Santa who delivers these things.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 25, 2012, 08:24:28 pm »
Space raven Buddha girl.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 37: Monstrous
« on: December 25, 2012, 08:21:40 pm »
Respawn with animate Yog-Sothoth plushie that is loyal to me.
Sick it on everyone but me.

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So is Torzon going to develop a Borg like mentality?
Maybe, but not a traditional hivemind; rather more like the bugs in Ender's Game: he may be in multiple sections, but he commands them all at once, and sort of multiplies his consciousness to control them, yet they all remain the same entity.

And what will Jorn do? It sounds like that old man could give him some assistance if he has trouble controlling the demon.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« on: December 25, 2012, 07:43:53 pm »
Raising wall from the dead grants it life, therefore doing so while wall is still alive gives it super healing. This super kills it.

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TCM, would it be all right to make a character for this guy?

Might be a bit OP.
Nathan performs Obama dance!
Nathan has summoned Swarm of Democrats!

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I'm glad that I'm seen as the face of the exterminators.
Maybe it has something to do with my killing people and a baby?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 25, 2012, 06:01:03 pm »
Got lost in the forest of mercury.

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General Discussion / Re: Merry Christmas!
« on: December 25, 2012, 05:22:49 pm »
I just thought of a way I could exploit this holiday for freedom.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MEEEEEEEERY CHRISTMAS!!!

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