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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 25, 2012, 05:20:56 pm »Got to the last strip of order of the stick.HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Now I have to wait for the updates!
DAMN YOU GLASS
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 36: The End of an Era
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:46:31 pm »StealAnimate plushie with Eldritch magic and watch it tear him limb from limbmiskoXantalos and hisbowAzathoth plushie, throw into machine and press button. Hope for bagels for Nyalarthotep
Take it back
Go out of room
Start Azathoth TV show
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 25, 2012, 03:34:53 pm »GREETINGS FRIEND IN OMNICIDE
hello this is a fully ic in-faction report
I HAVE RECENTLY ASKED THE MAGIC 8BALL IF I SHOULD TELL YOU THE SUMMARY OF A MASTERPLAN I'VE BEEN EXECUTING FOR THE LAST COUPLE DOZEN TURNS
just so you know what i've been up to and could help maybe
IT EXPLODED
tell me if you prefer these to be done oocly
SURELY IS GOOD IDEA
with love, lordslowpoke
ANYWAY, PLAN IS AS FOLLOWS:
CREATE DISSENT: CHECK
STEALTHLY INCREASE FACTION NUMBER: CHECK
SUMMON SINATRA: CHECK
EMPOWER SINATRA THROUGH RITUAL SACRIFICE AND REGULAR ATTENTION FROM PROMINENT PLAYERS: IN PROGRESS
ESTABLISH SINATRA AS THE FINAL FINAL BOSS: IN PROGRESS
HAVE SINATRA JOIN OMNICIDIAIST FACTION: PLOT ARMOR STOPPED PROGRESS
DESTROY CREATION: ON HOLD
THAT'S THE GIST OF IT
GOOD DAY SIR
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 25, 2012, 03:32:01 pm »The plan was approximately 'summon Sinatra to wreck havoc'. He did nothing.The unfortunate consequence of your secrecy is that I get to call you out on it.
FAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE
wouldn't tell you that a plan exists if there'd be just about nothing you could do to break it, would i
besides i already sent you a copy of my current plans when we were in the same faction, i think i even have it in my outbox so i can show everyone
honk~
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 25, 2012, 02:08:12 pm »
The unfortunate consequence of your secrecy is that I get to call you out on it.
FAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE
FAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: December 25, 2012, 01:22:41 pm »Xan is correct. If you had finished summoning everything, it would have been stated in an update. You do have the suit of darksteel armor for yourself, and are close to getting your dragon, though.Eyy, it's the holidays!
Aannd apologies yet again for lack of an update. Pesky holidays. I'll get it posted after I wake up, so long as I'm not too tied up with seasonal festivities.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players)
« on: December 25, 2012, 01:20:31 pm »
Wait for it to creep sufficiently close, then cause tentacles to explode out of my back, wrapping around the beast and inject a potent neurotoxin into it's system from the spikes they grow after wrapping around it.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 25, 2012, 01:14:37 pm »...I have plans to permakill him as well,
Yes, when the GM announced he was the Final Boss, I thought that too.
NONE OF WHICH INVOLVE LORDSLOWPOKE SHOWING UP TO CLAIM CREDIT FOR STARTING THE FIGHT AFTER IT'S DONE.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO GM
« on: December 25, 2012, 01:11:36 pm »
Paint a +2 for myself. Since I started the turn in which I entered the time loop outside of said time loop, end up outside of the time loop.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: December 25, 2012, 05:27:49 am »>Land Dragon.((I'm don't think you've arrived at the base yet. Or summoned the dragon.))
>Unsummon Dragon.
>Store mana in blade.
>Planeswalk to the area the Black Maple moderator is at. Don't kill guards who are there, just disarm them.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread) (Dermonster-First and Five Thousandth)
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:22:33 am »
Random idea I got from a thread in DF General Discussion: What if there was a DF con, the FBI/CIA/SWAT/whatever lays seige to it for some unknown idea, and the players are in charge of organizing the defence. They dig down to find ores, flood the area outside the building with magma somehow, and possibly Dig Too Deep.
Is good idea, jes?
...Maybe not. What do you think?
Is good idea, jes?
...Maybe not. What do you think?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Has there ever been a DF Con?
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:17:45 am »"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.
May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:13:25 am »I've spent five minutes on Netflix looking for various movies and shows I've been dying to watch. Netflix has none of them.Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT FOR MONTHS AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND OUT HOW HE BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR! GODDAMMIT CANADIAN NETFLIX!!!
Iron Man: Nope, they have Iron Man 2 for some reason though.
Robocop 2: Inexplicably, they have Robocop and Robocop 3, but not this one.
Terminator 2: Nope
Ghost in the Shell (1995): Used to have it. Now you see it, now you don't!
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Nope. Again, they used to have it.
Classic Doctor Who: "We have lots of Doctor Who serials! Just not that one, or that one, or those ones..."
Disney movies: Any Disney movie you like, as long as it's not one of the good ones.
Various other films: "We don't have that, but would you like to see the direct-to-video sequel or spinoff series or crappy remake?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Forum Game List
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:06:46 am »
I know this thing goes rather unread, but I'd like to nominate DZA's Slaves to DZA: God of Everything. Multiplayer Cooperative, I think.
In the game, multiple beings of great power compete for the ultimate prize - godhood. The condition? That they either unite or destroy the human race.
In the game, multiple beings of great power compete for the ultimate prize - godhood. The condition? That they either unite or destroy the human race.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most useful artifacts ever.
« on: December 25, 2012, 03:51:37 am »
Not sure if adventurer mode items count, but anyhow:
My copper pick now has a metric shit-ton of decorations on it and has felled Bronze Collosii. It can pretty much one-shot anything, so it's very useful.
My copper pick now has a metric shit-ton of decorations on it and has felled Bronze Collosii. It can pretty much one-shot anything, so it's very useful.