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Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 24, 2012, 06:47:20 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 06:45:05 pm

I'M NOT ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELLING!

You need to if you want to get back to the rest of the group.  I sent you back to the big bang with your time machine, and your still alive (somehow).

Well, as long as I'm messing with the past I'm not going to try too hard to get to the present.

BUT HOW WILL YOU CONGRATUALTE ROBAMA IF YOU ARE STUCK IN THE PAST?!

Indeed, Sr. Harry.

GWG, if you mean to travel froward in time at a rate necessary to catch up to the rest of us as we travel forward in time, you actually have to put the action 'travel forward in time to the present' in. Otherwise you just stay stuck in a hydrogen cloud.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 24, 2012, 05:10:28 pm

Quote from: Vgray on December 24, 2012, 05:01:54 pm

Gee. I must have the most boring character of the lot.

Which are you?

Jorn.

You have potential. Summoning...whatever you summoned is no joke.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 24, 2012, 05:22:48 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 05:21:50 pm

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 23, 2012, 11:16:15 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2012, 10:25:59 pm

Create time machine.

(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.

Yes, I did.

But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.

Why would I need to?

...To get back to the present?

Triple spin kick reality!

Paint a picture of a +2 for me
Point out to GWG that he never actual time-travelled, thus he'll never get to the present.
Paint Doomblade into an Ent.

Paint -12 onto ground with blood while apologizing to Scelly about wasting his blood the first time.

(6) You paint dem der -12 onto the ground. (4vs5+1) Hitler the painter, however, takes offense at your attempting to imitate him, and applies the -12 to you, labeling you a philistine.

Test world-tree abilities.

(3) It turns out that you can move your branches! By inches. Very slowly.

Alter time so I got a +2 bonus instead of just a +1 one.
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.

(2+1) You get a one-turn +2.
(n/a) You didn't time travel! You're still stuck back in the past...of pastness! I'm sure Robama misses you and stuff.

Became more crazed than Slayer is.  I WILL BE CRAZY

(4) Your mental state is comparable to that of a roasted pickle.

Build a house using materials obtained from the dead hippy horde.

(3) You build a mediocre shack out of ass cheeks. Very fragile.

Refuse to die of old age. I'm a house, dammit!
Then deep strike onto some random house.
Hope the owner doesn't notice the difference.

(6) You reverse age, becoming a house fetus!
(4) You deep strike, whatever that means.
(2) You wail to the beat of an imaginary congo, alerting the owner, who begins to beat you with an accordion.

>Construct a fortress.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.

(2) The foundation collapses before you begin.
(5) You transform (4) yourself into (2) a dirt clod.

Kill scelly with vaporizor ray.

(3vs1) You burn his little finger. That hurts, man!

Kill persus12 with a deflected vaporizor ray.

(1) You somehow laser yourself. You are DED.

NPC's:
Robama (5) does some celebratory dancing.

(5) Congratulations, Harry Baldman! You da next GM.

Players:
Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly. -12 to rolls next turn.
Doomblade: Tickling people
GWG: Stuck in the past. +2 to rolls next turn.
Thecard: Moderately crazy
Harry Baldman: In a house built out of ass cheeks.
TopHat: House fetus, being beaten with an accordion.
Zanzkuken: Dirt clod
Persus13: Gloating over burned finger.
Scelly9: Pile of ash, dead
Xantalos: Standing next to a picture, laughing at philistines, +1 to rolls.

NPC's:
Robama: Not caring about GWG, dancing