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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players)
« on: December 23, 2012, 10:37:34 pm »And now we have science fiction!My blatant Thing nonwithstanding.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 32: The Die <--|- Nylarthotep
« on: December 23, 2012, 10:28:48 pm »
"Champion THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS! HINDENLASERS, ACTIVATE!"
Form the model into a giant mecha, not on fire. Flamethrower Nyarlathotep and the Die.
Form the model into a giant mecha, not on fire. Flamethrower Nyarlathotep and the Die.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 23, 2012, 10:20:58 pm »The board couldn't handle my corrupting influence and crashed. Such is the power of the Mad God!You call THAT little bit of Zalgo 'corrupting'? Bah. Take a look in the You At Final Boss thread, a few pages back from where it is now. The amount of Zalgo I've poured into my rants eclipse yours like a thousand suns.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 23, 2012, 10:16:07 pm »...You know what, that's true. And I don't think it'ss matter that I have no experience in fortressing, because I'll just be digging! First, however, comes some demonstrations.In all honesty, there's nothing else to do by now; Onol practically oneshots BC's by now. I intend to showcase his badassery a little before I descend into te caverns, however.I recommend recruiting the dwarves to make a passage down to the 3rd level of caverns at least. It may feel like cheating or whatever, but you really wouldn't be proving anything by wasting your time wandering the depths on your own.
EDIT: Quick question, would you folks like a long drawn-out wolf torture session or just killing them?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 23, 2012, 10:03:36 pm »
In all honesty, there's nothing else to do by now; Onol practically oneshots BC's by now. I intend to showcase his badassery a little before I descend into te caverns, however.
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General Discussion / Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« on: December 23, 2012, 09:57:11 pm »
FORUMS BACK THIS GOOD
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 23, 2012, 09:53:55 pm »
Update has been added.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 31: I don't even know what you're doing.
« on: December 23, 2012, 08:38:34 pm »
Respawn with an inflatable blimp
Shove down someone's throat and inflate.
Gibs.
Shove down someone's throat and inflate.
Gibs.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players)
« on: December 23, 2012, 08:36:40 pm »
Assimilate the beast and assess the angel's potantial threat to me.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Live [TURN 2] [BODY COUNT: 4] [RECORD: 2]
« on: December 23, 2012, 08:34:35 pm »
Name: Xalonok II
Health: <3<3<3
Status: Baby
Inventory: Tie-dye diaper
Action: Wielding SWORD OF VENGANCE, slaughter all mirrors and those who carry them!
Health: <3<3<3
Status: Baby
Inventory: Tie-dye diaper
Action: Wielding SWORD OF VENGANCE, slaughter all mirrors and those who carry them!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 23, 2012, 03:11:05 pm »
| I care little for whatever you design upon creation | But the barriers/ and the Grinch Banana/ are MINE | Do not tamper with them | There are other ways to the places you seek/ if only you sought them |
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Roll To Dodge / Re: KILL THE KING!
« on: December 23, 2012, 02:59:25 pm »
Become DF adventurer
Throw small pebble at king
Throw small pebble at king
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void OOC
« on: December 23, 2012, 02:51:56 pm »
| I am aware that someone is attempting to trespass on MY barriers | WHO IS THIS |
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 23, 2012, 05:45:09 am »
...that awesome person. Details are fuzzy.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 23, 2012, 05:14:53 am »
Update tomorrow, provided I figure out how to image upload and all that.
EDIT: And here we are!
He took a step backward. Last he'd checked, there was no one there - and he was very good at observing. Legendary, in fact. So how had this glowing warrior appeared? He was paused in his contemplation by a voice that quite literally glowed:
Onol frowned, then asked, "How do you know my name?"
"What for?"
"Well, I won't admit that I'm not great, but you say that Armok on high saved me? What are you, then?"
The angel leaned closer, and its face took on a grim aspect.
With that, the angel stepped back and vanished with a flash of light, leaving Onol with a headache, a threat hanging over his head, and a profound hatred of water.
It was a start.
EDIT: And here we are!
Chapter One: Landfall
Onol awoke damp. The sound of waves frothing filled his ears, interpersed with the rough cawing of seagulls. Coughing, spluttering, and vomiting up a considerable amunt of water, Onol staggered to his feet and cast his gaze around.
Spoiler: Large (click to show/hide)
Not much to look at, but it was enough to jog his memory. This was the beach he'd set out on that damnable swim from! Onol kicked some sand backwards in disgust and froze when he heard it hit something. He turned around very slowly.
He took a step backward. Last he'd checked, there was no one there - and he was very good at observing. Legendary, in fact. So how had this glowing warrior appeared? He was paused in his contemplation by a voice that quite literally glowed:
Greetings, Onol. Well met.
Onol frowned, then asked, "How do you know my name?"
I know many things. For one, that you should be thankful.
"What for?"
Why, for preserving your existence. You must be skilful indeed, to move the Blood God to spare you from your icy fate.
"Well, I won't admit that I'm not great, but you say that Armok on high saved me? What are you, then?"
Call me an angel, a valkyrie, an ancient being of sword and fire; it makes no difference. What does matter is that you have been saved by Armok, but with one condition: that you go deep into the earth, and find the sword of adamantine Armok has placed to seal off the demons from entering the world. You must proceed into the depths of Hell itself and slaughter every demon in your path for His enjoyment.
The angel leaned closer, and its face took on a grim aspect.
And if you mess up, I will take it out on you, because Armok will allow for your mistakes on account of your mortality and punish ME instead. So DON'T MESS UP.
With that, the angel stepped back and vanished with a flash of light, leaving Onol with a headache, a threat hanging over his head, and a profound hatred of water.
It was a start.