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Roll To Dodge / Re: KILL THE KING!
« on: December 22, 2012, 05:11:31 am »
PULL GIANT BOMB OUT OF NOWHERE
SUPERGLUE IT TO KING AND QUEEN
ON 5 SECOND TIMER
TELEPORT OUT TO SAFEHOUSE IN HEIGHBORING KINGDOM

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: December 22, 2012, 05:01:11 am »
Only to minutes to go, unless I'm remembering something wrong.
Until I can action again.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 22, 2012, 05:00:04 am »
Quote from: kisame12794 on December 22, 2012, 03:49:47 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 22, 2012, 03:41:22 am
Especially since it sounds like we're dealing with Chryssalids. Get the hevy weapons snipers.

FTFY.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players)
« on: December 22, 2012, 04:07:53 am »
Name: Xalonov
Species: Xanalok
The Xanalok are from someplace unknown. They were not known to exist for many years, until a chance discovery in the southern continent of a planet by an isolated team occurred; the team slaughtered the infant, though not without casualties. They are capable of biological shapeshifting, and can imitate their victims.
*ahem*
Gender: Every possible one.
Physical desription: Currently an insectoid figure, has eight legs, walks on four, durable carapace, and very sharp mandibles.
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« on: December 22, 2012, 02:17:02 am »
SUMMON DEMOMAN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« on: December 22, 2012, 01:54:01 am »
SUMMON MANCE RYDER
BLOW HORN OF WINTER
HOPE GM HAS READ GAME OF THRONES

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« on: December 22, 2012, 01:51:59 am »
"Finding a hand, you say? In that case..."
Xantalos becomes a drill seargant.
"Aten-HUT!
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WANTS A HAND, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS! FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME, OR BY MY GRANNY'S BONES I WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING LAPS UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT!
MOVE IT!"
((Adressed to the hands AND Xantalos' admiring crowd of military cadets that follow him around wherever he goes.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 28: We Should Call It Furtakaing
« on: December 22, 2012, 01:29:58 am »
Respawn with a voodoo doll of the Die
Break it

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Live [0/8]
« on: December 21, 2012, 06:50:41 pm »
Name: Xalonok
Health: <3<3<3
Status: Fine
Inventory: Invisible shirt
Action: Cause all buildings around me to explode in radioactive green fire.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Insane
« on: December 21, 2012, 06:36:31 pm »
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 04:28:06 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 21, 2012, 04:24:16 pm
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 04:04:10 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 21, 2012, 04:01:27 pm
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 03:56:00 pm
Take your meds.
AND PUNCH THEM!
No, swallow them.
PUNCH!
No, swallow them will be more efficient.
THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU WANT TO BE SANE! TRAITOR!
Puuuuuuunch them.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Shaping of the Formless Void
« on: December 21, 2012, 06:34:33 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 20, 2012, 09:24:54 pm
Attempt to bond myself with space and time.
Create a form for myself, the same as last time (an infinite spiral of creases in the universe)
Use my powers over Time, Space, and Borders to perfectly section the universe in two, and put all things but myself affiliated with the spheres of violence, madness, etc, on one side, and all those affiliated with Law, Order, Peace, etc, on the other side. Retroactively do so if necessary.
Cleanse myself of Violence.
Place the Grinch Banana at the border, with orders to annihilate all those attempting to cross or tamper with the border but for me.

Spoiler: Current Spheres (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Insane
« on: December 21, 2012, 04:24:16 pm »
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 04:04:10 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 21, 2012, 04:01:27 pm
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 03:56:00 pm
Take your meds.
AND PUNCH THEM!
No, swallow them.
PUNCH!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Insane
« on: December 21, 2012, 04:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Dragor23 on December 21, 2012, 03:56:00 pm
Take your meds.
AND PUNCH THEM!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / The Journeys of Onol, Blessed of Armok
« on: December 21, 2012, 02:40:06 pm »
Armok, God of Blood, gazed down upon his champion and frowned. This would not do. This would not do at all.
He was gazing down at a tragic scene, for those who knew the backstory of this champion.
Onol Nekolurdim Uzolken Idok was one of the mightiest adventurers Armok had ever commanded, and the end that was coming for him was not worthy of someone so mighty; in fact, being killed by faulty oceans was not a death anyone deserved.
With a bellow, Armok sent his Valkyries to spirit the luck dwarf away.

Onol knew his time had come. The water was cold now, and sundown was fast approaching. Onol knew the wisdom of those who had passed on; the water froze with deadly swiftness here. Nevertheless, he swam on. Just as he felt the water about to snap-freeze, however, he felt arms wrap around his torso, fingers grasped his beard, what felt like legs grabbed his arms and lifted him free of the water.
"What is this madness," he cried, but he was hushed by the thrumming voice that practically burst his ears: "Armok is not yet done with you. We carry you to rest; on the morrow, resume the journey."
Exhausted from swimming the whole day, Onol hung his head and slept.

So yeah. This thread might not be updated very frequently, but it will chronicle the continued adventures of my best adventurer ever, saved from the jaws of death by the handy advice of Eric Blank. More details are in the 'How have you been dying recently' thread; I'll post a link later.
I will consult Bay12 for advice on what to battle next, but keep in mind that Onol can overcome pretty much anything at this point. First update to come sometime. Until then!

You can view the summary of his exploits here.

Updates:
Chapter One: Landfall
First Combat
Chapter Two: Leaving the (First) Island
Fear The Night
Not a Smart Idea
Close to Home

Memorable Quotes:
On bogeymen:
Quote from: WisdomThumbs on December 26, 2012, 05:13:01 pm
Now the night will know why it fears Onol.
On wolves:
Quote from: WisdomThumbs on December 24, 2012, 07:15:02 pm
I chuckled when I realized that this massive wolf was probably warg-sized compared to Onol, and despite going berserk on him he's just going "meh" and kicking her to death.

Now with downloadable file! Note, requires Genesis 31.25.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8133

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How have you been dying recently?
« on: December 21, 2012, 12:58:31 pm »
Yes, that would work. Thank you all for the help!

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