Hey LW, you forgot the 'Stephen Hawking becomes Skynet' option.
...I actually thought about putting that, but I thought no one would notice ;-;
I went through a phase where I assigned a world end to every famous person I knew. I lost the list, but still.
Can you try and remember?
...Rebecca Black - hacks every speaker in the world to constantly play 'Friday'
-Justin Beiber - eventually genderbends to girl then back to guy, etc, and oscillates between guy and girl that he breaks reality.
I'll try and post a more complete list tomorrow.