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Messages - Xantalos

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Hey! Don't insult women! We own your ass!
And I steal it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:29:15 am »
Flying away. Far away.
Still listed as 0 miles away from work.
Therefore, I get to work, as a shit-covered acid elemental.
CLOSE ENOUGH

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:25:56 am »
I suppose there is a point to that, although there would have to be some sort of thing to track personality over time.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:24:24 am »
I guess it's time to ...
 :)
 8)
Earsdrop.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:19:28 am »
The reason people compare you to a spambot is because you keep on talking about something completely unrelated to anything and not making much sense in doing so.
He's essentially LordInquisitor or whatever his name was and Brainfreez combined.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:17:37 am »
((Alduin, and I, aren't anywhere near work. I left the job, remember?))
No. Where are you?

33652
Absorb Charlie Chaplin's personality, gaining a tendency to act vaguely Mobsterish, see?
Use Micheal Jordan's arms to reach out across the universe and reel 'the wierd one' in.
Ignore hate-filled personality attempting to surface.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:14:10 am »
Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.
Enter work, attempting to make myself into an acid elemental while doing so.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 24: So Close
« on: December 19, 2012, 12:11:29 am »
Put medigun in machine, thinking of mutant guns.

33655
Hey. You.
I feel alllllll riiiiiight.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 18, 2012, 11:29:38 pm »
What DZA said.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« on: December 18, 2012, 10:17:44 pm »
MAKE ARMY EXPONENTIAL, OR IF FAILED, COMPLETE ARMY BUILDING
PUNCH HOLE THROUGH AFTERLIFE BARRIER INTO CENTER OF HELL
SLAUGHTER INHABITANTS TO ENSURE THEY RESPAWN IN MY AFTERLIFE, LOYAL TO ME.
PUT UP SHIELD AGAINST YOINK'S BLAST

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Respawn with a mutator gun.
Mutate myself into a gigantic Nicolas Cage/octopus thing.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ~you are an alchemist~
« on: December 18, 2012, 12:03:18 pm »
Chop off foot
Use in retcon potion

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Toady might be getting a big donation soon
« on: December 18, 2012, 11:12:37 am »
It would be really nice if some buisness man pledged like a 5 year subscription for proper vitamins, milk, eggs, meat, maybe hire a personal chef. Something that will help him with his health so he stops drinking pop as sustinence.

I would be Toady's personal chef. You hear that, businessmen who might be able to pay me to feed Toady?
2 dolla?
I ain't giving ya tree fitty, you damn Loch Ness Monster!

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