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But wait, if I'm in Alduin's intestines, and Alduin is 0 miles from work, shouldn't I be?

Burst out of Alduin'schest cavity as a chestburster, then slither into work.

Huh. Missed that.
Still gona kill lichette, however, I have a contract to fulfil, but hmm...I hope to Anti-Spiderman that it's not Sam Worthington.

Thank you, Greenstar. You just moved even further down my 'kill' list. In fact ... *checks* you're almost off it, with Merlin.

"Such is the way of the dice, I suppose. Nevertheless,

YOU IDIOTS! EVEN THE GM SAID SO! AFTER ALL, WHO THE HELL IS THE FINAL BOSS?!

Ask Tim what we need to do here. Casually shoot the lichette in the face from the other side of the universe while doing so. With an antimatter gun.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 04:33:40 am

Detritus - Heavy Weapons Troll.

100% chance to get mind controlled when armed with a bazooka.

I can imagine he'd be awful with aim, but it wouldn't matter what with the sheer blast radius of his weapons.
I also have no more references to give. I am pitifully starved of both Discworld and X-Com.

So he's essentially Rincewind?
I'm wondering how X-Com would go in Discworld now.

Pathetic? No, not at all. In fact, I am in a similar, though I highly doubt quite so severe, predicament. The way I keep on is not one you should try, as it involves essentially having no social contacts whatsoever. Nevertheless, you are not pathetic, not in the least. All of us either have been or have the capacity to feel the way you are, and thus your feelings are a common bond we have, if you will. Just accept your predicament is all the advice I can offer, because there's no way out of it but the one you make for yourself.

*NOTE: ADVICE CONTAINED HEREIN IS MOST PROBABLY HORRIBLE, MISLEADING, OR OUTRIGHT FALSE. TREAT WITH CAUTION.

All of you seemed to go to much crappier high schools than the one I'm currently in. Then again, that may just be the fact that I have no real social contacts at all.