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And /tg/ is awesome.

On another note, You At Final Boss has revealed a villain so great and powerful that his very coming threatens the game. He gets a +123 to rolls. He is implacable, unstoppable, and unnegotiable.
He is none other than Spiderman.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 12, 2012, 01:45:27 am »
Convince him that he killed Mary Jane with radioactive sperm for emo mode plan go?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 12, 2012, 01:07:24 am »
Bonus...
bonus...
motherfucker.
I know how to win.
Of course, I'm not telling you guys.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:39:31 am »
Hehehe.
Also, it is possible to not pick a side by not participating in the debate.
Sonofabitch, I'm serious about that car.  But that would mean you literally have no idea either way.
I figure that I'll figure it all out when I'm dead. That'll probably backfire on me, but eh.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:36:01 am »
That one guy with the trollsig.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:35:08 am »
Hehehe.
Also, it is possible to not pick a side by not participating in the debate.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:33:35 am »
I blame Dirg.
 
Anyway, I will focus on distracting him. If Green Goblin is owned, I shall kidnap Mary Jane.
Idea. Transform him into emo Spiderman. Watch as he gets -123 bonus.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:30:45 am »
Fortunately I have a plan.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:30:26 am »
Unfortunately, these two systems cannot coexist.
Nipotent: 'X because of Y, therefore Z.'
Omnipotent: 'Fuck the rules, I make them.'

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Transform into Deadpool/Dr Manhattan.
Find Rorschach.
Get him to stop Spiderman.


"I SWEAR, IF EXISTENCE IS ENDED BY SPIDERMAN, I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY DESTROY - HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
QUICK, TIM! GO BACK IN TIME AND DESROY MARVEL COMICS BEFORE IT WAS BORN! YOU MUST KILL STAN LEE AS A CHILD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE."


33806
In those cases, the most satisfying thing to do is trick the most institution-loving person and make them a scapegoat to bear all the hate, and then your followers get moving and the rule of numbers applies from there.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:13:25 am »
I think what thecard is saying is that since God is omnipotent, we can't figure out how he works because 'fuck you I'm God'.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 11, 2012, 11:39:17 pm »
Hmm...
1. Get bad soul that just departed body
2. Attach windmills with generators attached to them
3. Attach many, many, many deflated helium balloons, ready to be inflated at the push of a button
4. Let sould plummet down to hell
5. Just before it reaches hell, activate balloons, sending the soul rocketing upward. When it's just about to be propelled into heaven, deflate the balloons, sending the soul rocketing back down to hell
6. Infinite energy from constant moving of the windmills.
7. Profit

How's my badly thought-out plan for you, Bay12?
Really bad. To inefficient.

What you need is a bi-polar spirit, and make them have an existential crisis every time they reach heaven and Hell. The swapping of spiritual polarity will then make them bounce back. Have it happen rapidly enough, and you can conduct some serious chi. In my case, I have turned a spirit into an A/C supernatural motor.
Ooh, not bad!
Maybe we don't need windmills with generators on them - just attach a True Neutral spirit to a generator, and have the bi-polar spirit from your plan knock against him every time he goes past, generating power!
In case you're wondering, no, I know nothing about conserving energy; I run on Rule of Cool. Or Rule of Impractical.

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 11, 2012, 11:31:20 pm »
Hmm...
1. Get bad soul that just departed body
2. Attach windmills with generators attached to them
3. Attach many, many, many deflated helium balloons, ready to be inflated at the push of a button
4. Let sould plummet down to hell
5. Just before it reaches hell, activate balloons, sending the soul rocketing upward. When it's just about to be propelled into heaven, deflate the balloons, sending the soul rocketing back down to hell
6. Infinite energy from constant moving of the windmills.
7. Profit

How's my badly thought-out plan for you, Bay12?

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General Discussion / Re: Humans : obsolete
« on: December 11, 2012, 11:21:33 pm »
Plus, considering the possibility of souls, if you were to copy someone, how can you be certain they're the same person? What will fill in the void of that copy? In other words, with an unauthorized clone of yourself, how can you be certain they are still you? You don't currently possess that meatbag, but it's a full-on carbon copy of you; but is it still you? That kind of stuff will be a surefire guarantee to scare the crap out of religious people; especially due to a possibility that "empty vessels" are ripe for demonic possession, since they're not already occupied. Something has to "fill the void" of not having a supernatural pilot behind the wheel.

Provided the spiritually-minded were on to something here, this adds yet another dimension of complexity into the mix.
1. You freely admit that it’s a copy, but you keep asking “Is it still you?”

2. I make copies of files and programs all the time and I never once stopped to wonder “What if there are magic parts inserted by ancient gods that aren’t being copied?” and no one else does either, so one wonders why we would start asking that when copying persons.
Biologically, it's a carbon-copy; but adding the possibility of souls existing and so forth (don't want to derail this into a whole religious debate thing, or worse), and each soul is unique, how can the soul be copied as well?
Assuming we have sufficient time manipulation at this point, by duplicating your timeline - ie everything that happened to you ever - and inserting it into the clone's brain. It would then act as you would, and become you.

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