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Messages - Xantalos

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Signups closed, no waitlist, starting turn later when I'm not fairly busy.
Signups closed, no waitlist,
no waitlist
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 08, 2012, 02:37:18 am »
DF: Dumbass of the Year Edition.
I dare not link it here; it resides within the modding forum.

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DF Modding / Re: DF Dumbass of the Year Edition
« on: December 08, 2012, 02:35:54 am »
Damn! Keep this up and it'll evolve into a whole new language.
*ahem*
lei1k tjs ux sopooooo col cuz PwroLe Drsnk snds cl nd ts asm nd stf.

Am I doing it right?

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"Thank you, sir."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 08, 2012, 12:08:04 am »
Not to compliment myself, but managing to derail a thread about goblins to a discussion about vacuums. Masterful.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 07, 2012, 11:58:54 pm »
ROOMBA

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Waitwaitwait, what was this?
Oh wait, Drakenguard. Explains everything.

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SPAWN WITH A CROSS OF ANDY WARHOL AND A GERBIL AND A SHARK AS MY RIGHT ARM

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"You know what,  think this calls for a song.

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

ROCKET MAN!"

"Yeah. ... What was I doing again?"

"Oh right, I was doing stuff. Hey big guy, uh, mr ... Desmend was it? Could I borrow one of those logs? One you're not using or something?"


Hogarth, after doing his best William Shatner impression, tries to lift the tree Desmend gives him (assuming he does) a la telekenetic weightlifing, to enable him to lift heavy stuff. Also he tries to remember what he was going to do to control his flight.

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SCREW IT
TAKE OVER HEAVEN
SMITE EVERYONE

GOOD THING I'M NOT 'XANTHALOS'

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:59:56 pm »
Dirg, do you understand why I destroyed the universe? With Misko, it's the same, but not really. Speaking of which, I still need to complete my goal.

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BECOME HUSK VAMPIRE EVERYTYPEOFWEREBEAST NECROMANCER GUY
GO TRAIN UNDER THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
WHO ALSO ONLY ROLLS 999

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:21:26 pm »
No one wants to be named after a vacuum?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:20:43 pm »
SUMMON CAT TSUNAMI
SURF THE CAT TSUNAMI TO WORK
TOO AWESOME TO FAIL

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TURNS OUT I'M THE THING
DO THE CHESTMOUTH THING TO TIM'S FIST
THEN FLOW INTO HIS BLOODSTREAM AND BEGIN WRASSLING HIS BLOOD

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