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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist RTD
« on: December 03, 2012, 01:49:54 pm »
Respawn as potato
Kill all bananas.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: December 03, 2012, 06:07:12 am »
Quote from: Thecard
"'Why did X happen?' BACTERIA. Now sit down and shut up."
-Every biologist ever.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: December 03, 2012, 03:38:54 am »
Madagascar.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The world found out about me despite me having no symptoms and cured me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Posting to watch.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: December 03, 2012, 01:52:13 am »
At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.
Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.
To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.


Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?
Yes I have seen that. Only thing is, why visit?

Why do citizens of first world countries sometimes take a holiday in the third world?
I have no idea. Normally it's to see interesting sights, but aliens would have far more to see in the universe than Earth.

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"I would've thought we were supposed to interrogate the fecker, but I suppose what's done is done. Remember, I get first pick of his valuables."
Search the smuggler and anything he had that could've contained loot. Can't remember if he arrived in a cart, but if so, search that too.
"Also, I'd be much obliged if you could lead me to the lord of the city once we're done here."
(Can you update my location, GM?)

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: December 03, 2012, 01:19:20 am »
At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.
Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.
To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.


Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?
Yes I have seen that. Only thing is, why visit?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Suggestion Game: You are a mutant.
« on: December 03, 2012, 12:58:54 am »
Yell at the door? Maybe it's voice-activated?

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SKIN RANDOM DEMON
WEAR MAGMA-PROOF DEMON SKIN
AM LEGENDARY+5 SWIMMER
PERFORM SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING ROUTINE WITH DEMONS

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:48:34 pm »
I guess not everyone likes snakes then. Carry on. Women are also more rational than men.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SEXISM

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: December 02, 2012, 10:51:53 pm »
Get up as rage zombie
Sprint to work

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POKE TIM IN EYES
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS

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As in that list of stats you put in the main thread sometime back; actually, I might know where it is, hang on.

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This would be a good time for me to go indepth about attributes.

Attributes:

Strength: Pretty simple, the amount of power and muscle a character can put into an action. This mainly effects hand-to-hand combat, grappling, throwing, and so on.

Agility/Speed: The rate at which your character can move. Effects running and dodging.

Endurance/Toughness: How long your character can last doing an activity. Effects long-distance running, and prolonged fighting/magic use.

Magic: How well your character can control magical based spells and incantations. Effects magic and summoning.

Tactics: How well your character can utilize Friendly NPCs.

Intelligence: The amount of mind-power your character can put into solving problems. Effects logic, electronics and healing.

Precision: Your characters ability to see things. Effects spotting things on the battlefield and long-range attacks.

Spontaneity: This rare trait gives your character the ability to do things out of nowhere. Gives them a +0.2 in all traits.

Stealth: How well your character can sneak around unseen to the enemies. Stealth attacks get bonuses!

Explosives: How well your character can utilize explosives objects. Effects rockets, bombs, grenades, and so on.

Incendiaries:  How well your character can utilize fire-based attacks. Effects flamethrowers, fireballs, and so forth.

Finesse: This trait effects how your character does on one-on-one dueling scenarios.

Brutality: Effects how 'messy' the wounds your character inflicts are. Effects bleeding.

Firearms: How well (or at least creatively) your character can wield firearms. Effects guns.

Teamwork: Found only in group-characters. Effects how well your group can co-ordinate team-based actions.

Area-of-Effect: How well your character can attack more than one enemy simultaneously. Effects explosives, and large physical/magic attacks.

Improvised Weapons: This determines if your character can find any objects to use as new weapons on the battlefield. Utilize sticks, stones, bricks, tires, and anything you can find on the battlefield not listed as a weapon.

Evolution: If a character has this, it means after fighting for a while, they will be able to ascend to a more powerful form.

Horseback Riding: How well your character can ride and preform actions on horses. Fun fact: A character with a +1 in this is skilled in riding ponies!

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I'd also like to take this time to point out that Theodore Roosevelt and Lawrence Taylor both have Special Abilities that neither of them have used so far. (Teddy has Rally, and Lawrence has Super-Tackle.)

And so many characters, it's like a sitcom! It's like Full House, except with more genocide and lesbians. So it has nothing to do with Full House! New Turn incoming soon.

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INDEED HEPPEH BERTHDEH MISKO. STILL CAPSTALKING.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Minimalist RTD
« on: December 02, 2012, 04:00:58 pm »
Bitchslap universe!

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