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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 30, 2012, 01:00:14 am »
"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."
"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)
WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?
NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 30, 2012, 12:56:34 am »
"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."
"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

34158
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 30, 2012, 12:55:08 am »
Something to do with Canada.
You guys spawned Bieber.
NOT MY FAULT
I actually thought he was American when I first heard him (actually, I thought it was a girl singing) but enough of that. Beiber was probably created by anti-Canadian rebels. Not the French though. Even they wouldn't do that.

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"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 30, 2012, 12:47:57 am »
Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.
Simple: the universe has caught on to the fact that I used the wrassling thing as a way to take Tim and lichette out of the picture and is sending someone else in. TCM! You up for a gangsta fight with gangsta honor for the new superpowerful being?

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FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!

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WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE

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WOMANLY MEN

(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)

BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.

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Huh. Not sure if good or bad.

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No. NO! Rephrase that NOW before it's taken literally!
Thatsthejoke

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: What keeps humans alive?
« on: November 30, 2012, 12:17:29 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Whoops, accidentally deleted a species.

34166
Cast a shield that will absorb the kenetic energy of any projectile that contacts it, effectively stopping it, before calling out to the figure from the shadows, using magic to cast my voice so it comes from the shadows opposite me.
"Nice work there. Who might you be?"

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 29, 2012, 11:41:42 pm »
Sure, why not.
+1 to wearing him down

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 29, 2012, 10:59:36 pm »
Using the furs as a veil?

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MAKE ARMOK, WHO ALWAYS ROLLS 999
THAT GOOD, GM?

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