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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fragile Times: Act I, Scene IV: What Chu Want?
« on: November 27, 2012, 02:21:45 am »
((On a side note, puppeteering? F*CK YEAH))
Hogarth wakes up.
*yawn* "Wow, that was a very intense dream. Falling into a new world where I had telekenisis, could control people, and apparently the local evil empire has no idea how to manage food crises."
Looking around, Hogarth does a double take.
"So it is real. This is the best day of my life!"
Hogarth quietly cheers and fistpumps, and then gets up quietly, so as to not disturb the others, goes quietly to the table, and practices his telekenisis by eating with it and manipulating objects on the table until the others wake up. If he's very sure of himself, he might try to levitate the table a few centimeters above the ground.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Put It Away Edition
« on: November 27, 2012, 02:00:38 am »
Quote from: Descan on November 27, 2012, 01:56:49 am
Wait, you know someone who's from North Korea?

... And they LIKE North Korea? And doesn't live there now and thus doesn't need to fear Glorious Leader?

Aaaaah, wat? I thought they were like, the one country on earth with a 0% approval rating by anyone, especially N. Koreans, outside of N. Korea!
South Korea, actually, but their arguments aren't exactly logical or serious, thus leading to the Romanian guy stating that North and South Korea are/should be two halves of the same geopolitical state and thus he considers people from Korea to be from 'Korea', not North or South. Again, not serious. Just want to emphasise that here.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Put It Away Edition
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:54:29 am »
Quote from: Frumple on November 27, 2012, 01:50:15 am
P.S. you divine fuckers who may or may not exist. If you do, and you did this shit to us? You're on the list. I'm going to break whatever your form possesses that's breakable. I pray a little every day your existence is a reality, just so I may enact an eternity of bloody vengeance on you bastards. It's all that gets me up some mornings, knowing that my infinite hate for you will grow every extra day I live on this plane of existence.
Another who shares my views
...
Although I'm not sure if I did this or not. Probably not; I didn't focus too much on evolution during my reign.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Put It Away Edition
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:46:06 am »
I think I have it better than you, Scelly: Two people I know are currently engaged in an argument over which country (which they're from, each defending thier own) is better: Romania vs. Korea. The argument, such as it is, is basically them harrasing each other for being the origin point of the gypsies (supposedly)(Romania) and not being able to feed their people (N. Korea).

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:17:49 am »
I'll be dancing here.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:06:57 am »
Quote from: misko27 on November 27, 2012, 12:58:53 am
It's only inefficient because Xantalos killed every single last politician other then you.
Quote from: greatorder on November 27, 2012, 03:02:02 am
What insanity? I thought we all just had a thing for murder, torture and summoning eldritch abominations.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 27, 2012, 12:31:57 am »
Taliban? Seriously? I think those guys were destroyed like, what, 54 realities ago?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 27, 2012, 12:25:45 am »
Quote from: misko27 on November 27, 2012, 12:24:16 am
Quote from: Cassandra on November 27, 2012, 12:15:28 am
Misko.... Are you sure you want to send your army after TCM?
...Why would I not want too? He's a thorn in my side. Now I'm suspicious.
He too gangsta for army to be successful. Or grammar.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:43:46 pm »
*looks at watch*
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.
If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:18:07 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on November 26, 2012, 10:12:09 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 26, 2012, 10:09:06 pm
GM, I would have thought you of all people would have known that universal death by implosion caused by lack of anus doesn't mean the end of EVERYTHING. Just this one particular everything.
That's true, I've thought of that in my infinite wisdom. There are other universes, such as those used in the Forever War between da_nang and Tavik Toth. But those are mostly filled with eldritch monstrosities.
Oh, so I can find buddies there.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:17:36 pm »
Hrm...
Try to bait him - get him charging at us, dodge, or something like that - jab at him with spear, try to stay at long range. Above all, don't close to meele, and if we do, go for the weak spots, particuarly the eye. Wear him down, then take out his legs when he stars lagging.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE OOC THREAD. FOR SOME REASON. I CAN ONLY ASSUME BACON.
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:09:06 pm »
GM, I would have thought you of all people would have known that universal death by implosion caused by lack of anus doesn't mean the end of EVERYTHING. Just this one particular everything.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« on: November 26, 2012, 09:52:38 pm »
BECOME POSSESSED BY MY OMNICIDALIST ALTER EGO FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS - IT BEING WHAT IT IS, NONEXISTENCE DOESN'T HINDER IT
GIVE THE UNIVERSE SEVERAL THOUSAND ANTI-ANUSES, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE AN ANUS.
HACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND TURN WASTE MATTER PRODUCTION IN COLON TO OVER 9000

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 26, 2012, 08:20:39 pm »
Still, Flash Gordon.
Flash!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Savior of the universe!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 26, 2012, 08:12:31 pm »
I'm not sure if MSH would benefit from having his roommate replaced with Flash Gordon or not.

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