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« on: November 23, 2012, 01:57:18 am »You weren't adopted. I made you out of a mess of the raw flesh and blood of my victims. Also lots of Tabasco sauce.SIGGED
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You weren't adopted. I made you out of a mess of the raw flesh and blood of my victims. Also lots of Tabasco sauce.SIGGED
Rip your own throat out. Feed blood to customers.We're done this one. GNOME REVOLUTIONARY is a go, though.
And then cut their brains out with their own butter knives!Then BAKe ThE BRAinS iNTo PIeS, ANd ThroW ThE Pies inTo tHeiR FaceS!
We shall set to the hoe in a manner to cause pain, as well as laughter, by making it strike theming the face, as I learned by watching the Humans own media! We will turn their own knowledge against them!Yes! Use the hoe as a gnome catapult to fly a strike team into our oppressor's faces, where they shall pinch their noses and cheeks, and pull their hair!

I am Che Gnomevera the Fuschia, Arranger of Flowerbeds.
Knock on the window of the cop car.
Ask for directions to FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!
Dump cop out of car
Steal car