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Messages - Xantalos

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:57:18 am »
You weren't adopted. I made you out of a mess of the raw flesh and blood of my victims. Also lots of Tabasco sauce.
SIGGED

34307
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:54:29 am »
Rip your own throat out. Feed blood to customers.
We're done this one. GNOME REVOLUTIONARY is a go, though.

34308
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:53:53 am »
Papa Intestines Cthulhu.

In that case, I claim position of Granddaddy Ender of Worlds.

34309
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:50:05 am »
One of the Kings of Insanity.

34310
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GNOME REVOLUTIONARY
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:47:36 am »
And then cut their brains out with their own butter knives!
Then BAKe ThE BRAinS iNTo PIeS, ANd ThroW ThE Pies inTo tHeiR FaceS!

34311
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GNOME REVOLUTIONARY
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:42:22 am »
We shall set to the hoe in a manner to cause pain, as well as laughter, by making it strike theming the face, as I learned by watching the Humans own media! We will turn their own knowledge against them!
Yes! Use the hoe as a gnome catapult to fly a strike team into our oppressor's faces, where they shall pinch their noses and cheeks, and pull their hair!

34312
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:35:27 am »
Look in Documents.

34313
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:31:31 am »
Is the laptop has power?
Activate laptop.

34314
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:29:04 am »
 :-[
Sorry.
Search the car for valuables?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GNOME REVOLUTIONARY
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:28:10 am »
I am Che Gnomevera the Fuschia, Arranger of Flowerbeds.

34316
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:25:38 am »
Run up to cop car
Knock on the window of the cop car.
Ask for directions to FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!
Dump cop out of car
Steal car

34317
Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:25:02 am »
I got ambushed with about 20 child companions by about 60 goblins. The kids got killed withing the first few rounds, but I pulled some X-Com style moves and killed every. Single. Goblin. In about 5 minutes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

34318
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:20:40 am »
Knock on the window of the cop car.
Ask for directions to FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!
Dump cop out of car
Steal car

34319
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:17:44 am »
How strange...this one has morals. *shudder*

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:17:10 am »
Jump in through the window of the cop car and steal that!

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