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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:16:07 am »
I support this.
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Still. We managed to screw up lives. Creep out the hostess. Make children cry. Not what I'd call a win, even if it wasn't a bad ending!I regard that as a fun evening, but my morals are significantly more corrupt than yours, Cassandra.
Figures. Ah well.
No, this is a legitimate ending, not a "GM gets so mad at the players he quits" ending.
I prefer to make microgames.
Apologize to the hostess, saying something about being forced to utter those lame lines by idiots, then help the waiter.Or not, as we've screwed up time so much that we failed.
*Applauds*
Mind Control yourself in an attempt to ascend to a higher level of intelligence.
But...Do they need to be anthropomorphic?But are they lesbian snow leopards?And are they anthromorphic?
Ask Hostess if she has any more problems that need taken care of.Then promptly do nothing about them.
Mind Control yourself in an attempt to ascend to a higher level of intelligence.What could possibly go wrong?