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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:16:07 am »
I support this.

34322
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:07:32 am »
Still. We managed to screw up lives. Creep out the hostess. Make children cry. Not what I'd call a win, even if it wasn't a bad ending!
I regard that as a fun evening, but my morals are significantly more corrupt than yours, Cassandra.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:04:39 am »
Figures. Ah well.

No, this is a legitimate ending, not a "GM gets so mad at the players he quits" ending.
I prefer to make microgames.

*whew*

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:58:03 am »
Apologize to the hostess, saying something about being forced to utter those lame lines by idiots, then help the waiter.
Or not, as we've screwed up time so much that we failed.

*Applauds*

:D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:33:15 am »
Rest till morning. If headache not allieved, take copious amounts of drugs.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:29:53 am »
Eat the food. Walk out. Walk back. Vomit outside on the back step of the restaurant. Light on fire.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:28:51 am »
Aww.
RUN AFTER PEON! RAEG POWERS ACTIVATE!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:26:35 am »
Mind Control yourself in an attempt to ascend to a higher level of intelligence.

34329
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:24:38 am »
But are they lesbian snow leopards?
And are they anthromorphic?
Do they need to be anthropomorphic?   :o
But...
mountain mating dynamics
does not compute
mbmmbmabbmalb

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 23, 2012, 12:15:38 am »
Ask Hostess if she has any more problems that need taken care of.
Then promptly do nothing about them.

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DROWN THE MAFIOSO IN MAYONNAISE

34332
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 22, 2012, 11:48:48 pm »
See if we can ressurect the lobster as a zombie.
(Last outlandish one, I promise)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 22, 2012, 11:40:03 pm »
Bitchslap all other customers. Make them hos and send them out to conquer the world.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dr. Von Strangle
« on: November 22, 2012, 11:35:32 pm »
Mind Control yourself in an attempt to ascend to a higher level of intelligence.
What could possibly go wrong?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT LOCAL SEAFOOD RESTAURANT
« on: November 22, 2012, 11:32:23 pm »
Break the clock, then die.

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