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Why, so, many, commas, in, the, poll,?

Quote from: JoshuaFH on November 22, 2012, 03:58:12 am

I just wonder if it's conspicuous to also mention on it that in the event of my death I want my laptop either given to my friend from college or incinerated. I don't want anyone in my family inheriting it with the dragon's hoard of porn stored on it, I think it'd make my funeral really awkward.

Dude, there's no shame in death. Make the funeral a porn marathon.

You know, mourn the loss of a loved one by making more loved ones?

Best funeral ever.
Apart from my planned one, which is either:

A) Plant my body under a tree sapling, then state in my will that the tree and none of it's descendants may be chopped down, then lololo as the forest covers the planet

or

B) Sacrifice my mortal body to my Other self in the outer dark to free Me.

Quote from: Monk321654 on November 20, 2012, 05:48:26 pm

Probably Russia.

Only freezing biomes with snow storms. Only wild bears. And all plants are distillable into vodka.

Damn.
If Texas could count as a country temporarily, I'd love to see how it would react.

...Okay.
_{The atoms that we're made of have negatively charged electrons}

ditto

I might not wrassle. I'll do man stuff.

Xan, Hulk came to protect me. He's on my side. Aren't YOU? I'm trying to make sure the Universe is in our favor, not Tims.

I am on none side because side is edis. I have officially transcended morality. I am above good and evil. Therefore I give no shits. About anything. Exceot for wrassling Tim.

Also, once you kill Tim, I plan on making his soul the bitch of all the wrestlers in hell. Because I think he deserves it.

Just doing his job.