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So the rage thread had a segue about dreams and everyone forgot about this. NOT ON MY WATCH!
I had a dream that consisted of a classic movie plot ... sort of. I was a random kid who was kidnapped by this organization and brought up into a spaceship. There it was explained to me that I had to command an army or something. I did and got the approval of some old guy. Then, some time later, you know how those things go in dreams, the commander was dead and we were recruiting a new commander of our time travel secret agency. The position somehow came with the benefit of being the embodiment of all humanity. We were at that point in a van in an empty field in the middle of an immense storm that was our means of time travel. He accepted, and immediately went powermad. Some time later, we were in an opulent office that seemed to be in some stone European city judging by the surroundings. He was mad at me and I had to run away or he would kill me or something. I traveled back in time after a short chase, and everything started to look like claymation. He came back as well and he transformed into a human Godzilla thing. He chased me while I enscribed a message on the floor of the ancient Greek temple we were in, hoping someone in the future would see it. Then a random girl came out of nowhere and sent me back to the present. Then I woke up.

There should (for Rule of Cool reasons rather than strict physics) be a steady stream of plasma being siphoned from one to the other.  When beings look up into the sky they see two blazing orbs connected by a thin string in the middle - like chained cannonballs on fire.  :B

I support this. I'll help with my powers of coincidence.

Quote from: misko27 on November 18, 2012, 12:51:07 am

Quote from: Yoink on November 18, 2012, 12:45:48 am

ACTUALLY AM PRETTY SURE LICHETTE JUST REALLY TALL

YOU WOULD KNOW.
 

YES

I HAVE MET HER ONCE OR TWICE YOU KNOW

I HAZ A PRAN NAO

Quote from: Yoink on November 18, 2012, 03:33:12 am

Urgh. So apparently I'm expected to clean the floors. Why the fuck do people do this shit? It achieves nothing.
Unless there's some actual mess on the floor, something unhygienic that's been spilt, why bother? Any dirt and dust is just going to be back the next day. Sweeping and mopping is the true embodiment of futility.

Agreed.  There are points at which you need to sweep or vacuum, but that point does not occur EVERY SINGLE DAY.  Same thing with mowing the lawn.  Do we need to keep it mowed so we can walk through it? Yes.  Do we need to keep it mowed so that it is precisely one inch long the whole summer? No.

My mother WAS rather appalled when I suggested we burn the lawn down so I wouldn't have to cut it.

"WRONG ANSWER!
Groz telekenetically bitchslaps the merchant - it won't hurt him, but it will sting like hell.
"Now where did you get the merchandise? No lies."
Just have a lie detection spell on until indicated otherwise.

RAAAAAEEEEEEEGGGG
GO APESHIT ON THE UNIVERSE

Quote from: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 12:30:06 am

Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 18, 2012, 12:25:22 am

Quote from: Xantalos on November 17, 2012, 11:25:42 pm

What?

No

If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

What if it was navel warfare?

You're forming a cult based entirely around attacking the belly button?
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