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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cradle of the Gods [Turn 0: From the Void]
« on: November 18, 2012, 12:47:39 am »
Name: Forthas
Sphere: Chaos
Appearance: A mass of ... something. It's always bubbling and things that cannot exist sometimes show hints of themselves, boiling up from within. There's usually an eye somewhere, the better to watch the madness.
Personality: Tends to believe that other gods are 'doing it wrong'. Everyone else wants everything to conform to boring rules like no infinite energy generation, no going faster than some arbitrary speed limit, things are attracted to each other ... so boring conforming to all those rules. Wouldn't it be better if it all just ... twisted itself up in a big pile and rearranged itself constantly? Sounds better.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 18, 2012, 12:34:53 am »
Quote from: misko27 on November 18, 2012, 12:31:18 am
Quote from: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 12:22:36 am
I can't help it if I'm that entertaining. I'm just too fabulous.
FABULOUS?

But he's not even trying to do something! He might as well be spectating. At least I am trying to make it more awesome and profit from it, like a decent person.
Oh my.
But yes, Dirg! You could be trying to get lucky with the lichette, at least. My masculine manscent will make her more obliging.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Put It Away Edition
« on: November 18, 2012, 12:30:06 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 18, 2012, 12:25:22 am
Quote from: Xantalos on November 17, 2012, 11:25:42 pm
What?
No
If you guys are starting a cult based on naval warfare, I want in.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 18, 2012, 12:22:36 am »
I can't help it if I'm that entertaining. I'm just too fabulous.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Create a Planet
« on: November 18, 2012, 12:09:22 am »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on November 18, 2012, 12:01:16 am
Quote from: Xantalos on November 17, 2012, 11:47:10 pm
How about ... Darwin.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Create a Planet
« on: November 17, 2012, 11:47:10 pm »
How about ... Darwin.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Put It Away Edition
« on: November 17, 2012, 11:25:42 pm »
What?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Create a Planet
« on: November 17, 2012, 11:04:11 pm »
I'm in!
As Adon, god of curiosity, coincidence, and advancement.
And I'll do something once I figure out what's going on.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 17, 2012, 10:18:18 pm »
/actuallylookedatstatus
FUCK
FLEEFLEEFLEEFLEEFLEEFLEE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« on: November 17, 2012, 10:13:24 pm »
TURN TERRORISTS INTO POTATO CHIPS
EAT POTATO CHIPS
TURN THE SUN INSIDE OUT, SO IT'S A GIANT SPHERE WITH A HOLLOW SPACE INSIDE IT
LAUGH AS EVERYTHING NEAR THE SUN GETS DESTROYED

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 17, 2012, 10:09:36 pm »
Quote from: micelus on November 17, 2012, 09:52:01 pm
Quote from: kaian-a-coel on November 17, 2012, 04:38:40 pm
Counter charging packie, grab it by a leg, rip it off and skitter away to safety with it. Swear revenge upon pack leader.

+1
+1
Also twiddle mustache.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: November 17, 2012, 09:17:04 pm »
NEWSFLASH
JOHN CARPENTER WAS SEEN RUNNING AROUND RECENTLY YELLING "SUCK IT' TO ANYONE THAT WENT NEAR HIM

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« on: November 17, 2012, 09:01:32 pm »
BUT XANTALOS USES THE SPRINGBACK OF THE ROPES (BECAUSE THEY DO THAT) TO LAUNCH HIMSELF FIST-FIRST INTO TIM'S FACE!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fragile Times: A Story-Based RTD, Recruiting
« on: November 17, 2012, 08:51:05 pm »
Reserving this bro.
Name: Hogarth Garrick
Gender: Male
Age: 54
Profession: Author
Looks: Tall, a tad thin, and very wrinkled. People have commented that he looks like the world's happiest catcher's mitt. Blue eyes and silver hair.
Background: Hogarth was always curious about something. Having won the lottery and not lost most of it, he had nothing much to do but read about magic and try to do it himself. He never succeeded, but when he got hit by a car and was sent flying off a bridge, he was sucked into Voria, so he considers it to be an improvement.
Sphere of Magic: Force (think telekenisis)

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General Discussion / Re: [Duh nuh... NYYYAAHHHHH] Oh my god someone help nitori (Happy Thread)
« on: November 17, 2012, 08:25:47 pm »
Xantalos has three eyelids.
Red Xantalos at night, shepherd's delight. Red Xantalos at morning, shepherd's warning.
Xantalos cannot jump!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Xantalos.
It is bad luck to walk under Xantalos!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Xantalos.
Xantalos, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Xantalos.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Xantalos fighting underground.
Xantalos was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Damn Finland.

Quote from: Janet on November 17, 2012, 11:30:35 am
Papa John's is best pizza place. If for anything for that garlic stuff they give with everything. That stuff's just good on everything.
Isn't that the place that won't insure it's workers?

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