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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:35:00 pm »
Did you know theres a sea slug that eats a particular kind of algae, steals its genes, and becomes photosynthetic?
Yes.
I want that ability.
You just have to get tied to this fucking couch.
I'll pass. Also? FUCK YO' COUCH!
Then just hug this husky over here in Antarctica. No flamethrowers!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:34:13 pm »
DUDE
GWG
YOU AREN'T RESTRICTED TO ONE ACTION PER TURN
YOU NEVER WERE
NO NEED TO CAST HASTE

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:31:56 pm »
Did you know theres a sea slug that eats a particular kind of algae, steals its genes, and becomes photosynthetic?
Yes.
I want that ability.
You just have to get tied to this fucking couch.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:30:16 pm »
ACTUALLY A MATE WITH EVERY MANLY THING EVER
INCLUDING YOUNGER YOU WITH THE EYECHUCKS

SHIT, DUDE

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

...I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES!

DAMNIT, I LOST MY SIGHT WAY BACK ON THE SECOND PAGE AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT. JEEZ.

NO WONDER I MANAGED TO MISS WITH A GUN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESTROY ENTIRE GALAXY
SEEMS RATHER CHARACTERISTIC OF THIS RTD TO FORGET THAT YOU DON'T HAVE EYES FOR 195 PAGES
ON OTHER NOTE, ACTUALLY HOOKED UP WITH KROGNAR NOW

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:19:07 pm »
I SAY TO LIEUTENTIANT:
YOU WANT BEAT ME UP, FIGHT ME MAN-TO-MAN
NO WEAPONS

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:16:42 pm »
IF THEY QUALIFY FOR WRASSLING HONOR, YES
HOWEVER TIM IS MINE
ALSO:
Dodge any spear-like objects coming my way, while running over to Xantalos and pummelling him with Every TF2 weapon in existence. AT THE SAME TIME.
UNSURE IF QUALIFIES FOR WRASSLING HONOR.
MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES NOT MANLY-MAN

MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES EFFEMINATE WEIRDO
FIGHTING SKILLS NOT EFFEMINATE
MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES FIGHTS MANLY

YEAH

YOU STICK UP FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND
ACTUALLY A MATE WITH EVERY MANLY THING EVER
INCLUDING YOUNGER YOU WITH THE EYECHUCKS

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:12:33 pm »
MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES NOT MANLY-MAN

MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES EFFEMINATE WEIRDO
FIGHTING SKILLS NOT EFFEMINATE
MOVIE-VERSION HOLMES FIGHTS MANLY

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 09:46:01 pm »
((I love this game.))
Use Sherlock Holmes-like fighting skills on Tim and Misko.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MANLY-MAN?!
THAT IS NOT MANLY-MAN?!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 09:29:45 pm »
+4 bonus.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 09:00:58 pm »
But why? It makes you even more than our standard level of hypocrite (ie me) by complaining about Dirg's lack of manliness and then not letting me improve him.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 15, 2012, 08:54:18 pm »
Sorry boss, I got mindscrewed and wrote GWG instead of GSF. Your action was dead already at least.
This is delicious.
 
Aw hell guys. Now it's too easy. Put up a resistance or something.
 
So, What do you guys think about the Lichette's sudden Obsessiveness with Dirg's safety? Looks like it finally hit her how unmanly Dirg is.
After I'm done with Tim, it's time for MANLINESS BEAMS.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: November 15, 2012, 08:53:37 pm »
- Teeth are now internal, so you can no longer grab someone's teeth with your lower leg.

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(Hey, it can be very odd when it turns out the person you're doing it with is actually a random stranger you accidentally abducted and dragged to your house. Not from personal experience, but I can imagine it would be embarrasing.)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 15, 2012, 08:41:26 pm »
((I love this game.))
Use Sherlock Holmes-like fighting skills on Tim and Misko.

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Drag her back into the room. Take physical form if necessary to do so, but then proceed with
1: Dissolve our way through the rest of the containers and assimilate the corpses within.
1a: If any others discover us, kill them as quietly as possible, absorb them, and return to step 1
Also absorb the corpse of the autopsy woman.


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