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"Sufficient. Appreciation expressed."
Leave the spectral plane, and change into an amorphous blob of gas. When the female biped opens the lid of our container, force ourselves down her throat and into her lungs once again, cutting off any sounds she might make. Once dead, set a portion of us to assimilate her and the rest of us shall begin to penetrate the rest of the containers one by one by eating away at the materials of the containers, then absorbing the corpses within. If we are discovered during this task, kill the discoverer quickly and silently, preferably via suffocation. Then drag the corpses of the unwary discoverers (if any) out of sight of the door and continue to absorb matter. Essentially:
1: Kill the autopsy woman as quietly as possible, preferably by suffocation. Set half of us to assimilate her.
2: Dissolve our way through the rest of the containers and assimilate the corpses within. (I'd eat the containers too, but I suspect corpse-eating goes faster.)
2a: If any others discover us, kill them as quietly as possible, absorb them, and return to step 2.

Or vomit?

R. J. Macready from The Thing.

Ok, I think we are going a bit too far with details. 
So I wonder how Toady and Threetoe would react to this thread.

It's not explicit or anything, but I might as well add a warning to the OP.

Falco PAWNCH

Quote from: Il Palazzo on November 13, 2012, 05:03:45 am

You guys need to try harder.

 
 
Lampshade construction.

Construction = babies = sex

Basically just try to come up with a subject or anything that cannot be construed to be sexual or derived from sex.
Good luck.
Inspired, of course, by Sigmund Freud and Bay12.
Do not get explicit with details in this thread. Make the connection to sex if you can, but don't describe it more than nessesary. Ie at all.