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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Violence Solves All? Edition
« on: November 10, 2012, 06:37:50 pm »
QUARITCH FOR THE WIN
Now with that out of the way, a rock selling for $20 MILLION per kilo would have most countries happily genociding in a heartbeat.
Now with that out of the way, a rock selling for $20 MILLION per kilo would have most countries happily genociding in a heartbeat.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 10, 2012, 06:32:15 pm »I agree- What the fuck. Why - how - wha - you should tell someone else.My roommate should really stop with the sexual harassment. I am starting to have paranoid thoughts and nightmares about him sexually assaulting me and it's keeping me up at night.What the fuck-Have you told him to stop? You told someone else?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 29 IS UP*
« on: November 10, 2012, 06:27:48 pm »
"Truth be told, I expected that to be the case. Who did he steal them from, pray tell?
Cast a lie-detection spell while we're talking.
Cast a lie-detection spell while we're talking.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 29 IS UP*
« on: November 10, 2012, 06:13:52 pm »
"An innocent merchantman who claims a guard took his wares. May I see your face, please? I have negotiation to do."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 10, 2012, 06:11:43 pm »That is what you generally do.Yeah, and for someone whos wife you just tried to shove into the path of danger, what do you expect me to do? Turn a blind eye and sing and dance with the little woodland creatures I didn't create this turn?...
Yes.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 10, 2012, 04:05:04 am »
Gratned. A hefty German woman stuffs pound upon pound of bratwurst, onions, garlic, etc into your face, shouting, "Eat! Eat! She then locks you in a dungeon for 54 days with no food, so you're skinny from starvation. Then she force-feeds you many kilograms of food again. She repeats the cycle 98 times, until you are nice and round. She then encases you in obsidian, paints it red, and uses you as a cherry atop her school-sized modern art 'Pie' sculpture made out of children, stone, and you.
I wish for some friends on the other side.
I wish for some friends on the other side.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year ???]
« on: November 10, 2012, 03:58:13 am »
I AM COME TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR SANITY ONCE AGAI- what the fuck happened here?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 10, 2012, 03:54:35 am »
This doesn't terrify me anymore, but seeing the Brothers Grimm movie at the age of 10 ...
The motherfucking horse. You know which one if you've seen it.
The motherfucking horse. You know which one if you've seen it.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 10, 2012, 03:06:58 am »
I feel we might need to teach Terry a lesson. I wonder, mortal, do you like sleep? Because we don't. And we won't let you. Unless you cooperate.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: November 10, 2012, 03:00:26 am »
(Note: Having your body forcefully taken from you hurts. Good to know.[/captainobvious])
Slow assimilation so the pain is unnoticable, or very low-level pain. Continue feigning death; the bipeds must be carrying one somewhere!
Slow assimilation so the pain is unnoticable, or very low-level pain. Continue feigning death; the bipeds must be carrying one somewhere!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:50:26 am »
That's easy. It's NOT doing it that's difficult.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:43:16 am »
WRESTLEMANIA 2012!
IN ONE CORNER: THE VITROLIC REPRESENTATION OF DICTATORSHIPS EVERYWHERE, RECENTLY REDUCED TO MERE REASON BY THE CHALLENGER! HE'S BEEN DEVOTED TO KILLING THE LICHETTE FOR ABOUT 4.3 SECONDS, HE'S VHEMENENTLY OPPOSED TO FURRY SOULSTEALING, HE ONCE RANTED FOR 8 WHOLE PAGES, HE'S...
MISKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, HE'S A MAN CLAIMING TO BE THE UNIVERSE'S PEPTO BISMOL. HE WIELDS A GUN CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST AND ANYTHING THAT DOES, BUT WILL HE HOLD UP AS WELL WITHOUT HIS +4 BONUS? PRESENTING FROM THE UNIVERSE ITSELF, THAT GUY, HIM WITH THE +4, THE MAN IN BROWN...TIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!
YOU HAVE ONE ROUND TO CHOOSE YOUR COSTUMES, BOYS, OR YOU WILL BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE AGES AS...
WUSSIES.
IN ONE CORNER: THE VITROLIC REPRESENTATION OF DICTATORSHIPS EVERYWHERE, RECENTLY REDUCED TO MERE REASON BY THE CHALLENGER! HE'S BEEN DEVOTED TO KILLING THE LICHETTE FOR ABOUT 4.3 SECONDS, HE'S VHEMENENTLY OPPOSED TO FURRY SOULSTEALING, HE ONCE RANTED FOR 8 WHOLE PAGES, HE'S...
MISKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, HE'S A MAN CLAIMING TO BE THE UNIVERSE'S PEPTO BISMOL. HE WIELDS A GUN CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST AND ANYTHING THAT DOES, BUT WILL HE HOLD UP AS WELL WITHOUT HIS +4 BONUS? PRESENTING FROM THE UNIVERSE ITSELF, THAT GUY, HIM WITH THE +4, THE MAN IN BROWN...TIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!
YOU HAVE ONE ROUND TO CHOOSE YOUR COSTUMES, BOYS, OR YOU WILL BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE AGES AS...
WUSSIES.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 29 IS UP*
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:19:21 am »
"Pleeeease? I just need to see if you're a certain guard I got pointed to."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 28 IS UP*
« on: November 10, 2012, 12:07:12 am »
"Greetings, bearded sir! Might i trouble you to remove that hood so i can see your face?"