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NAY, YER THE EMBODIMENT OF THE UNDERDOGGINESS OF HUMANITY; OR YOU WERE. NOW YOU'RE THE CONQUERING, EFFICIENT EMPIRE BIT. AS VUNERABLE TO MY TREMEMDOUS MASCULINITY AS ANYONE.

GIVE TIM WRESTLING COSTUME
THEN GIVE MISKO ONE
WRESTLING MATCH TO DETERMINE THE WINNER
NO BONUSES
ON WRASSLING HONOR
WHICH IS UNIVERSAL HONOR FOR TIM
HUMANITY'S HONOR FOR MISKO
ALSO MAKE DIRG EVEN MORE MANLY

Why virgins anyway? What's so special about them?

Anyway, how are we going to get the virgin to eat the eggs?

Something about being pure and incorruptible. I should know it's not true; the last host I got was a virgin all the same and she killed plenty, and drank their sweet blood, and yadda yadda. Nevertheless, we're too far along with the virgin plan to back out now, Terry, you know one, yes?

The one time I played Minecraft I spawned in a world with holes in the earth all the way down to the bedrock.

9/10
Nice.

Quote from: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 12:13:51 am

I AM NO LONGER THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ENTRPOY, WHATEVER YOU CARE TO CALL MY PREVIOUS VOCATION. I AM NOW SOMETHING GREATER.
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER

*ahem*Closet homosexual*ahem*

MY SEXUALITY IS MANLY. IF GAY, I AM MANLY GAY.

"Well, I'd best be of then. If you see the guardshousesucked into a horrible dimension of eldritch beings, it was most probably me."
Head in the direction the quest-giver merchant indicated.

This is getting better and better with every update.