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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: November 08, 2012, 12:27:42 am »
Not demons. Demons talk way too much to be of any effectiveness.
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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: November 08, 2012, 12:25:06 am »
Nazi Buddhists? Huh.
I dreamed that I was looking down upon the weak on My throne by a lake of fire. They had angered Me, and I raised My hand, and the weak folk fled rom it and into the fire. THeir suffering gave me strenth, and I beheld the world. So small. I would have it, but I had much more to accomplish.
And then I woke up, of course, and it was kinda bad to lose that sensation of power.
I dreamed that I was looking down upon the weak on My throne by a lake of fire. They had angered Me, and I raised My hand, and the weak folk fled rom it and into the fire. THeir suffering gave me strenth, and I beheld the world. So small. I would have it, but I had much more to accomplish.
And then I woke up, of course, and it was kinda bad to lose that sensation of power.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 08, 2012, 12:13:51 am »
I AM NO LONGER THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ENTRPOY, WHATEVER YOU CARE TO CALL MY PREVIOUS VOCATION. I AM NOW SOMETHING GREATER.
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 08, 2012, 12:03:07 am »
WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP. WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING; I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 23 IS UP*
« on: November 07, 2012, 11:58:14 pm »
"Is there a guardshousee around here, then? Somewhere where the guards congregate?"
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - Day 1 - First Wave - Three Slots Open
« on: November 07, 2012, 05:11:12 pm »
"Where are we in relation to you, then? We'll head that way."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 22 IS UP*
« on: November 07, 2012, 04:11:15 pm »
"All right. What did this guard look like? Any distinguishing features?"
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:53:32 am »If you think that's unexpected, then you haven't spent enough time in the RTD board.Unexpected for the setting; an alien lava planet with no civilization. Evidently the gods exist in Roll To Migrate and they are named Duke Nukem.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 21 IS UP*
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:50:10 am »
"Where is this merchandise? Because If it's in the local castle or something, I want two free items and one half-price, of my choosing. That beneficial?"
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:38:09 am »34751
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:26:28 am »And we you, neighbor.Ah, but that's just what we want you to think.peaceful = stagnant.
Besides, doesn't boring = peaceful?
ALWAYS WATCHING.
Also, our bored diplomats will be watching you. Watching.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:18:33 am »
Ah, but that's just what we want you to think.
Besides, doesn't boring = peaceful?
Besides, doesn't boring = peaceful?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - Day 1 - First Wave - Three Slots Open
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:15:57 am »
My suit is far too small for Aver here. How do you know if he's nude anyway? Are you psychic?
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:11:39 am »You monster. To blaspheme agains the holy Maple is ... dare I say it ...Arguably we're better because maple syrup and Tim Hortons.Maple syrup is just for crappy pancakes. You never put it on GOOD pancakes, although I don't imagine the association isn't fitting.
IMPOLITE.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:07:25 am »
You may think your TV is great, but we have the best reality tv show ever: your country. That is the secret that Canada has inflicted upon the US; the only reason they're so powerful is for our amusement. We are Canada.
Lower your dams and surrender your syrup.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be given back to you 'cause we're Canadian, eh?
Rudeness is futile.
Lower your dams and surrender your syrup.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be given back to you 'cause we're Canadian, eh?
Rudeness is futile.