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Messages - Xantalos

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 07, 2012, 03:03:19 am »
Roll To Migrate 1 just gave a Duke Nukem doll to one of the RTD'ers. On his first turn with the doll, which grants him various bonuses, he pulled another players' spine out through his face because he slapped him upside the head. This is entirely unexpected, to say the least.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:56:42 am »
It would seem we have no choice, Misko.
We're going to ...



Politely ask you to stop.
What now, female dog?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Bay12 Fight Club
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:52:51 am »
Trip Scelly, then sidekick him off the table pile while he's in midair.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:46:58 am »
Quote from: Darvi on November 07, 2012, 02:39:30 am
Damn did the guy fail at harvesting space drugs.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:44:57 am »
((The only difference now is that I know what I'm doing. Now I get to savor it. Not in character of course, but still.))
Have that mass in the air divide into two streams of gas (colorless, scentless, etc) that will enter the larger beings through any openings and go into the bloodstream through osmosis. If this stretches my matter too thin, attempt to seep in through the tiny holes on their coverings (pores in the skin). Otherwise the main mass will continue to feign death, and if entry is successful, the smaller masses will slowly, unnoticably assimilate the large beings.
((Just like a good Thing expy.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 20 IS UP*
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:37:09 am »
"What kind of a deal would this be? Because I don't do prostitution."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:34:45 am »
Thos is why I promised I wouldn't fucking sleep. Because then this happens. Look, if we have to talk about our meatshell, do it while searching for tombs of Eldritch lore we need to unlock some arcane energies for ourselves.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 06, 2012, 09:45:25 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 06, 2012, 09:43:03 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 06, 2012, 09:40:32 pm
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 06, 2012, 08:37:19 pm
You're a dick.
You're just being contrary, man. Just have a little bit of booze.
Also, let's go learn about ancient evils and stuff at our local library.
Ignore this imp's first command. But you will learn about various types of demons, spells, and other arcane parapenelia. Then focus on getting a car for that virgin.
Hey! I'm not an imp, I'm obviously an arch-vile. Those ones are higher up than imps, right? Anyways, Terry will be more... agreeable while liquored up.
And also less capable of anything. Save the liquor for later, when opportunities for evil arise.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 06, 2012, 09:40:32 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 06, 2012, 08:37:19 pm
You're a dick.
You're just being contrary, man. Just have a little bit of booze.
Also, let's go learn about ancient evils and stuff at our local library.
Ignore this imp's first command. But you will learn about various types of demons, spells, and other arcane parapenelia. Then focus on getting a car for that virgin.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - Day 1 - First Wave - Three Slots Open
« on: November 06, 2012, 09:37:01 pm »
"Wait, did I just hear tracing by radio signals? Tell me where we are. "
"And yes, having a tank would be fecking awesome right about now."
Wait for the info and then head in the appropriate direction. If the guy is unsure, head in the direction I thought I saw the flare.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 19 IS UP*
« on: November 06, 2012, 09:31:41 pm »
"Lemme see what you have first. Then burden me with your troubles."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 06, 2012, 12:48:28 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 06, 2012, 12:38:55 pm
Wait... you know who's in prison?  Criminals.  Who better to start corrupting?  Let's go do something to get us arrested!  But not killed.  We don't want to loose another host.
I suppose I'll talk like this then. We should try to avoid prison if possible. To that end we should leave the house and come up with an alibi.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« on: November 06, 2012, 11:03:58 am »
*sigh* Just let the host think.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: November 06, 2012, 10:54:28 am »
Aperture better be paying me big bits to stare at my own ass all day.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: November 06, 2012, 01:19:33 am »
Mainly because I wanted baby flesh biomass.

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