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« on: November 02, 2012, 07:36:31 pm »What'd he do to make himself un-innocent?When he shot another man in the face and claimed he thought he was a deer?
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What'd he do to make himself un-innocent?When he shot another man in the face and claimed he thought he was a deer?
Yes, over his delusional belief that I sabotaged his alarm clock for no reason.I ... I ... The fuck is your roommate ingesting?
Wait, sequel? What?Kinda does.Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.You are still dead.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.
Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
You are still dead.