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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: November 02, 2012, 07:36:31 pm »
What'd he do to make himself un-innocent?
When he shot another man in the face and claimed he thought he was a deer?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: November 02, 2012, 07:31:05 pm »
Perhaps you'll shoot through a time portal and realize Dick Cheny was innocent after all.

34833
Good luck then.

34834
Stay in groups of friends. Invite a bunch of people over when you think he's likely to attack you; power in numbers and all that.

34835
If he's as delusional as you think, you could introduce him to the 'aliens' guy.

34836
Yes, over his delusional belief that I sabotaged his alarm clock for no reason.
I ... I ... The fuck is your roommate ingesting?

34837
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 02, 2012, 06:54:48 pm »
Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

You are still dead.
Dead does not apply to me nor matter.
Kinda does.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.
Wait, sequel? What?

34838
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 02, 2012, 06:53:27 pm »
Granted. A guy named My chooses for you. He hates you.

I wish for thing.

34839
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 02, 2012, 06:48:05 pm »
Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.


You are still dead.
Dead does not apply to me nor matter.

34840
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 02, 2012, 06:45:05 pm »
Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

34841
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Euphemism Game
« on: November 02, 2012, 05:08:28 pm »
The state of no status.

Gore.

34842
I see you like my black napkin hat. Would you like one?

34843
General Discussion / Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« on: November 02, 2012, 05:04:57 pm »
Anyone ever read this? I've read it befoe,but rereading it just gives me that feeling you get when you read something good and an endless amount of speculation and longing.

34844
I'm; not; quite; sure; if; I'm; doing; it; right.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: November 02, 2012, 04:55:54 pm »
He who had a forum game, but got bored right as it was being advertised.

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