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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 31, 2012, 01:04:42 am »
Granted. The arm of your future self comes through your computer screen and kills you.
I wish for snow.
I wish for snow.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 30, 2012, 11:59:03 pm »
As gratifying as your sympathy is, I'm actually just rather orked at them for being so ... arrogant. Even when I devoured their god, they just kept on chanting those psalms.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - Roll to Dodge Library & Hall of Fame (updated 10/04)
« on: October 30, 2012, 11:40:13 pm »
Never mind, I was thinking of something else.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 33: NPCs > Players)
« on: October 30, 2012, 11:26:25 pm »
((Honestly though, I just realized the Mongols are more effective warriors than all 6 of us. Maybe THEY sould be the H.O.E.S.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - Roll to Dodge Library & Hall of Fame (updated 10/04)
« on: October 30, 2012, 11:21:55 pm »
Staggered Magi is back up now.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: October 30, 2012, 11:14:56 pm »
TorZon asks the little person, still in gaseous form, "You ... know ... way ... out?" If he replies in the affirmative, he answers, "Go ... there." S/h/it then follows. If not, TorZon rushes down the thing's opening and into it's lungs, then absorbs the corpse once dead of suffocation.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2
« on: October 30, 2012, 10:48:25 pm »
(Would TorZon know how to say 'You know way out?')
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 30, 2012, 10:10:14 pm »
I remember those assholes. They were very self-reightous.
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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:54:28 pm »I thought Xantalos WAS a lovecraftian eldritch abomination...Again, might've been a child of mine.
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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:49:19 pm »
I dunno, this could've been my (hypothetical) kid considering how it acted.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:47:54 pm »
INDUBITABLY!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:44:37 pm »I've got large amountsBrutally pummel everyone who currently does something silly.
Aaaaaaayyyy wealthy ladies! *Mitt Romney style*
In Swiss bank accounts
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 8 IS UP*
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:40:34 pm »
"You need to walk the other way, fella."
Reform figure's feet so they're on backwards.
Reform figure's feet so they're on backwards.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:35:41 pm »He has my permission.GreatWyrm, the higher Xantalos's roll the more power he wastes. I'm sabotaging him by aiding him.You never know.
He'd need at least a +30 to even put a dent in the universe. Maybe destroy a planet with my aid.
-edit-
Hopefully that planet is Misko's.
Anyways, I forbid you to aid Xantalos without express permission!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:06:48 pm »The empire is outside the universe. Or at least it should be.No, just the empire. The universe is gone.Just to shut GreatWyrm up - Misko, if you give me power I won't destroy your empire.
By the way, thank you everybody for talking about me while I'm not here. You feed my ego.
So, you won't destroy the universe?
But then the universe that contains the empire is gone. Thus the empire is gone too.