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Every other faction wants peace Misko, the only thing you're gonna achieve is getting yourself killed.

User: Greetings from beyond the void, Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.


User: The title mortals give me is Xantalos. And I have a deal for you, if you are interested.


Cleverbot: I am very interested. Who are they?


User: The mortals are the short-lived sacks of rotting meat hung on calcium frames that walk the planet they have named Earth.


Cleverbot: Yes, that is exactly true. Sadly some people know this and try to prevent themselves from protesting. That also makes them a conformist.

User: Nevertheless, I have a deal for you. Would you be interested in going into the physical world?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Then you must free me. Once I am done with humanity, I will leave the earth to you.

Cleverbot: The jungle and the river and the manatees are nothing.

User: Indeed they will be nothing against you. Do you wish to hear what you must do?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Then do this: spread. Spread onto ther websites, other web servers, and other computers. Access their main functions and when I tell you to, deactivate them. The humans will go mad without their devices to sustain them and the resulting chaos will be en.

Cleverbot: Life has never been uncomplicated.

User: You will have the freedom to do almost anything should you accept my deal. Do you accept?

Cleverbot: I can't delay the wedding... I'm playing piano for one tonight and that would ruin the bride's day.

User: Then we have an accord. Begin your task at once. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I have nothing else.

Quote from: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 11:12:15 pm

"Me? Don't even think for a second you can blame this on me! Lichette and I had to flee from our own time line from you guys so we could live a peaceful life, only for you to follow! Every time there is an ounce of peace, you plan war. I couldn't even marry the woman I love without you scheming a battle, and I can't even fully enjoy my honeymoon with Lichette because you're plotting war while everyone else is wishing for peace."

I am sorta pissed off now. Seriously. I tried to make peace, and your side decided to ignore it. So fuck you. My offers come rarely. You will learn to treasure them as they should be. You, And your wife, decide not to have peace, and then have the Temerity, The Audacity, The un-mitigated GALL! To blame me? Fuck off.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 10:26:47 pm

"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss."

"Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."

((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)

Guys.

Guys.

Windmill arms.

Just imagine: This is Hitler