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Defeat Sinatra with muscle music, then destroy the universe after absorbing his power. Taunt Tim, then dodge the beam and manipulate it to go into the center of the universe, destroying it.

"Hey! Tim!
What makes you think you have the right to come in here and mess up our duds and ... whatever hipsters call plans! That's my job!
And all this you're spouting about 'harmony' and 'teamwork' sounds just a tiny bit similar to one Hasbro-owned TV show, does it not? Cease and desist, bro, or I shall be forced to bitchslap thee with the sweaty hand of Micheal Bay! Oh right, you just got burned! By Micheal Bay! I bet my disjointed, unruly, nonsensical, chaotic Comic Sans rant is making you pretty jelly, huh? I have only one thing to say to this:
Come at me, bro.

Yeh.
To be clear, I meant that the weaponsmiths would make him addy daggers as needed.

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 06:37:30 pm

But Even a stabby weapon is going to fail. After 6 months of going through craniums, it probably won't hold a edge.

Speaking as someone who doesn't know how dull stabbing skulls makes a knife.

If Hitler had a set of engineered knives, he'd be able to keep optimum face stabbing edge for a long while. Plus we can assume there would be a support staff constantly churning out more knives in the event of a critical failure.

Assuming we had a large supply of adamantine and several legendary weaponsmiths, Hitler could theoretically have a fort built around him killing people.

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I hope this is real. I really, really do, because then I think I may feel better about humanity.

Hell yes.

See, this is what I need to do when I get older. Also, grow long mustache and braid long hair into it.

If I get that old, I fully intend to do this.

I thought you were already many thousands of years old, according to B12 fanfiction?

That's the Outer Me. Mortal me is just a young human.

No pets for MZ. I prefer not to get attached to anything I've eaten. That doesn't include much that is native to my biome.

MZ: extreme omnivore. I prefer cats me self.

(Seriously though, healing would be greatly appreciated.)

How many people could Hitler kill if he had a machine gun with functionally infinite ammo, and a conveyor belt running people toward him, assuming ~2-4 hours of sleep per day?

Slip on cactus peel, falling backward into the hole.